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Quote by __random_orbit__

MSN still works you know rolleyes
(and i live near the M6 too :rascalsmile

Mine bloody doesn't!!! sad I let Lep near my puter and it has never been the same since :lol2: I need a man who can shag me to death and fix my puter to come by sometime soon... know anyone? ;)
Email still works you know wink
You want to shag me etherally??? Ok then, is that like that tantric sex?? Ok I'm in..... but can last for 7 hours??? ;)... are you dial-up or Broadband?
(sorry sorry)
lp
Often copied............rarely equalled....... :roll:
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I'm quite regular
But I wouldn't go all the way to London when I have a toilet upstairs....... rolleyes
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Quote by bluexxx
no..........
I just know everything............ rolleyes

You're not young enough to know everything, Markz
you following me around the internet....... cool
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
I am the stig wink

but you cant be.... cause I am the stig!!!
some people say.........
Bolox, there aint no way you'll get your belly in that race suit bolt
like your going to get your head in the helmet...... rolleyes
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Quote by foxylady2209
I thought this thread was about me......... rolleyes

Appearing on the 'need to find' wall on Crimewatch doesn't count as being a celebrity I'm afraid. :giggle:
I'll pop you onto the "I want markz list"....... :mrgreen:
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I think far too many people take life too seriously, I'm never really sad and have no real regrets in life, I am happy with my lot....... biggrin
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Quote by Lost
Oh nuts to it. I guess what i'm asking is whether its OK to just accept something in the end rather than try and understand?

what like women.............. rolleyes
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Quote by Mr-Powers
Powers- I got where you were coming from, and I'm just an (ugly) girl rolleyes
Nellie was just being a nelly. lol
wink

well the brown paper bag was a dead give away on that one! :wink:
I would have put money on you appearing in an ugly thread.................. :mrgreen:
Wherever you are, things turn ugly. :roll:
well as soon as he starts a thread on midgets i'm sure your make an appearance! :roll:
I'm as tall as you are round......... :mrgreen:
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Quote by kentswingers777
What does someones profession got to do with anything?

Well if your sick its no good going to a Vet........ rolleyes
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Quote by Witchy
Powers- I got where you were coming from, and I'm just an (ugly) girl rolleyes
Nellie was just being a nelly. lol
wink

well the brown paper bag was a dead give away on that one! :wink:
I would have put money on you appearing in an ugly thread.................. :mrgreen:
Wherever you are, things turn ugly. :roll:
you want me so bad it hurts..........
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Quote by brucie
were talking grown men on high six figure salaries posting on a discussion board as the persona of a young lady for extended periods!
go figure.

Is that medically possible............. rolleyes
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Quote by Steve
Build it and they will come I think the saying goes KevnKat ;-)

Keep up Steve.............. rolleyes
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Quote by Mr-Powers
Powers- I got where you were coming from, and I'm just an (ugly) girl rolleyes
Nellie was just being a nelly. lol
wink

well the brown paper bag was a dead give away on that one! :wink:
I would have put money on you appearing in an ugly thread.................. :mrgreen:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
rolleyes

your really good
I think I'll make you president of my fan club............... :roll:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu

Earth is full. Go home......... :mrgreen:

nice to see you do your bit for the environment by recycling your old jokes rolleyes
thanks for noticing............. biggrin
it's the dial up joke next, followed by 'but you've heard of me' :roll:
Blimey..............your a real fan........ :mrgreen:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu

Earth is full. Go home......... :mrgreen:

nice to see you do your bit for the environment by recycling your old jokes rolleyes
thanks for noticing............. biggrin
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
hey Bruce
will your next thread be
HOW NOT TO GET LAID........... rotflmao

It would have to be as the title "How to win friends and influence people" was already taken lol
only if your a geek............ rolleyes
Geeks are the in thing at the moment don't you know.... :roll:
Only us non ugly geeks Dollop wink
who's logged into meaty's account...... :roll:
face it, you want to be me :grin:
Earth is full. Go home......... :mrgreen:
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its funy how hi-jacking has become more acceptable.....I still remember the days when my inbox was full of abuse for my antics..... rolleyes
now days its just people begging for sex....... :mrgreen:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
hey Bruce
will your next thread be
HOW NOT TO GET LAID........... rotflmao

It would have to be as the title "How to win friends and influence people" was already taken lol
only if your a geek............ rolleyes
Geeks are the in thing at the moment don't you know.... :roll:
Only us non ugly geeks Dollop wink
who's logged into meaty's account...... :roll:
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Quote by Dlep
hey Bruce
will your next thread be
HOW NOT TO GET LAID........... rotflmao

It would have to be as the title "How to win friends and influence people" was already taken lol
only if your a geek............ rolleyes
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hey Bruce
will your next thread be
HOW NOT TO GET LAID........... rotflmao
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Quote by Ms_Whips
case in point, a guy who says he's near to me has just pm'd me 4 times all within minutes. within those 4 mails he said hi in the first, asked me for a meet in the second, gave me 2 phone numbers and offered to collect me in the last.
he's just hillarious
whips

It wasn't me............. rolleyes
nope, but then you can't add your details to winks :roll: biggrin
whips
I am not applying for a loan you know....... :roll:
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