Have sent you a PM, hope this explains all :!:
Maz xxx
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maz
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 52
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I can only echo the above - BEFORE you go to bed (it's too late in the morning) drink a pint of water into which stir a teaspoon of sugar and a good pinch of salt (sounds gross but you'll be p*ssed so won't notice 
)and take two Nurofen/similar and ta-dah no hangovers 
When I was a student I used to mix the afore mentioned cocktail and lay it on my bedside table with the Nurofens before I went out
psychic or what :lol:
maz xxx
)and take two Nurofen/similar and ta-dah no hangovers When I was a student I used to mix the afore mentioned cocktail and lay it on my bedside table with the Nurofens before I went out
psychic or what :lol: maz xxx
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I guarantee you'll buy something!!!
maz xxx
despite our best efforts we still couldn't find my mums favourite
- plain chocolate covered peanut britle (SP??)
Another Mothers day gone by without this delicious treat :violin:
(UK based) sell it (prob too late for Mother's Day now but at least you can get her some sometime)
maz xxx
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The presenter and the general makeup of the show was, as usual, crap, garbage, dross........ apart from Amy Winehouse, but, she didn't sound anywhere near as good live as well produced on a small piece of round shiny plastic. It used to be much easier saying "on vinyl"
Or is it us?
We've just sat and watched it for two hours (OK we weren't actually watching all the time) as teletext said Scissor Sisters were performing.
It's and they still haven't been on.
Scissor Sisters opened the show - quite a funny performance - you missed it
Maz xxx
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got in the chatroom
My sentiments exactly Julie... the text in the chatroom is so tiny you can barely read what is there and you only have the choice of about 5 colours so it's more difficult to keep track of people who you know type in a certain colour for instance. Also everytime someone enters or leaves the room it flashes up telling us so... breaking up conversations every other line... and the list of who is in the room is naff .. all black and blurry :( Not impressed
maz xxx (Off to delete loads of PM's that mysteriously have turned up)
I have had dinner with Richard Branson and Vanessa Feltz (at the same time) ... class!!!!
I have touched Mick Hucknall's hair... on his head before anyone thinks otherwise ! (when it was very long, very curly, very ginger and very sweaty ... urgggghhhhh)
Phil Taylor (Darts champion blokey) cut me up at the roundabout at the bottom of my street in his flash car registration D4RT 5
My Mum and I got practically mown down by Roger Cooke and his camera crew in London as he chased some dodgy man. :x
I saw Princess Diana driving through Kensington.
I am qualified in using all sorts of fire extinguishers for all sorts of fires and have the certificate to prove it
maz xxxx
I have touched Mick Hucknall's hair... on his head before anyone thinks otherwise ! (when it was very long, very curly, very ginger and very sweaty ... urgggghhhhh)
Phil Taylor (Darts champion blokey) cut me up at the roundabout at the bottom of my street in his flash car registration D4RT 5
My Mum and I got practically mown down by Roger Cooke and his camera crew in London as he chased some dodgy man. :x
I saw Princess Diana driving through Kensington.
I am qualified in using all sorts of fire extinguishers for all sorts of fires and have the certificate to prove it
maz xxxx
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Thank you to Judy and alll that came along last night, I had great time cheers :cheers:. if your really really unlucky.
Becky, are you sure about the photos? I have just finished downloading all 60 of them, there is only one way to describe most of them :fuckinghell:
:P . Wait until blue sees them :shock: I will make sure they only go to a very selective audience .It was lovely meeting you again after all this time. (tireing....but lovely
) I loved the outfit and you looked a million dollars................in it and out 
.Thanks to everyone who turned up to welcome Becky back last night, it was a really nice night. The village never sleeps, busy as ever even on a Sunday. I think we can safely say she is back with a vengence
.Judy
Just unpacking... crop check, whip check, toys check, memories of a brill nite check....
Thanks for letting us crash your return to the Village Rebecca... we had a great time and it was nice to meet you and Alison... and of course see Judy (and Sassy briefly) again.
We are awaiting our personal copies of the pics.... :wink: BTW the only splash we heard last nite was the rain so we assume the lock location worked :lol:
maz and tina x x x
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hmmmmmmmm, looks like Maz is going to drag me along - most unwillingly of course lol
I think it's a question of who is actually doing the dragging
Hotel check, car check, money check, clothes check, make up check, half term holiday dates correct check, Yippee .... here we come!!!!
See you in town Judy and Rebecca :cheers:
maz x x x
We will be in town mid to late afternoon and will be dressed and made up before Monday
I'm quicker than I used to be with my make-up, ask blue, I have it down to less than a day now.
Having dinner in Taurus or Velvet I think.
Judy
Down to less than a day .... that's good (is that including the foundations or do you still have the Ready Mix home delivered due to limited parking in the Village) :giggle:
See you later (will prob be having a cheap Chinese and join you for drinks)
maz and tina xxx
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hmmmmmmmm, looks like Maz is going to drag me along - most unwillingly of course lol
I think it's a question of who is actually doing the dragging
Hotel check, car check, money check, clothes check, make up check, half term holiday dates correct check, Yippee .... here we come!!!!
See you in town Judy and Rebecca :cheers:
maz x x x
Tis Sunday morning and only just recovered enough to concoct a sensible, readable reply lol
Thanx Sugar and Lusty for organising a great Slappers on Tour night out on Friday xxxx
It was ace seeing so many friends again.... JudyTV (looking ravishing in black and sparkly red) Sassy (looking pissed) steveg (looking like a bloke) leprechaun (looking like the Mafia) WBB (looking well ..... busty!!!!) and of course Sugar (looking hot )
Met loads of nice new peeps too..... Lusty, Boobi, Andie, rachel-lane (looking stunning I must add) and Sexysue68 (nice to put a face to the name and thanks for holding that leg for me!!)
Last but by no means least to my roomie .... you ARE already a bigger slapper than me... you do not need lessons!!!!! However if you feel the need for some private tuition in any subject, then you know where I am (you've even got your own set of keys ;) ) Thank you for a great night out and for our late late breakkie on Saturday. Love you loads (will come and thank you properly when posted this!) xxxxxxx
maz xxx
Thanx Sugar and Lusty for organising a great Slappers on Tour night out on Friday xxxx
It was ace seeing so many friends again.... JudyTV (looking ravishing in black and sparkly red) Sassy (looking pissed) steveg (looking like a bloke) leprechaun (looking like the Mafia) WBB (looking well ..... busty!!!!) and of course Sugar (looking hot
)Met loads of nice new peeps too..... Lusty, Boobi, Andie, rachel-lane (looking stunning I must add) and Sexysue68 (nice to put a face to the name and thanks for holding that leg for me!!)
Last but by no means least to my roomie .... you ARE already a bigger slapper than me... you do not need lessons!!!!! However if you feel the need for some private tuition in any subject, then you know where I am (you've even got your own set of keys ;) ) Thank you for a great night out and for our late late breakkie on Saturday. Love you loads (will come and thank you properly when posted this!) xxxxxxx
maz xxx
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Thanks to those that turned up..... those that didn't, you missed a fun night
Someone ask Judy why she keeps pliers in her make up box :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't forget the leather rivet punch too ;)
Thanks Blue for organising last night and for letting us tag on last minute xxx It was nice to see you again and of course Satin, Judy, Littlegem, Sassy, Mike, nwcouple and also to meet Parrot.
Tina has asked me to add that she had a really fantastic time and thanks everybody for being so lovely. (She thinks it may be her kind of thing ;) )
Off to bed now..... thanks for the 4 in two bed session until ... now where did I put my key? :lol:
maz xxx
P.S After Tina's debut I'm looking forward to hearing how stephg_nw gets on in the Village next week :lol:
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I hope you're laughing about Satin and not me
maz xxx :sparring:
