Easy Going, gsoh, Greying but not like Richard Gere.

Love group activities but 100% straight

Ideally looking for a Sassy, Fun, Bubbly, Nymphomaniac but then, aren't we all? :-)

Love pleasing a lady, on my own or with company...

A little about me....

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I was scouted by Arsenal. When I�m bored I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie.

Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don�t perspire. I am a private individual, yet I receive fan mail. Last summer I toured Devon and Cornwall with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I play boogie-woogie cello. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to redecorate an entire dining room the same evening.

I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week and when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on holiday in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I am the subject of numerous documentaries.

I have been known to remodel train stations in my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

I can make extraordinary four course meals using only a blender and a toaster. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in Spain, cliff diving competitions in Mexico and spelling bees at the Kremlin.

I have played Hamlet, I have performed open heart surgery and I have spoken with Elvis.

BUT I have never been with a woman a beautiful as you........