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melons45
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 58
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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I have spent 2 hrs looking through £36 in twenty pences from the holiday funds and grrrr nothing :violin:
Mels xx
Hi all, want to get melons45 gangbang by a group of guys and cpls this sat, so u wanna join in, we are going to a club and would like a few blokes to assist in getting her well and truely fucked...safe sex a must but u can cum on her all over her as u wish ... the more the merrier but invite only so drop us a line MUST have a pic
mels xxx
I can vouch for Magic does exactly what it says on the tin!I came across it after trying many methods and all of them causing untold rashes and ingrowing a lot of porn stars use it too so I read lol
I use the one which has aloe and Vitamin E (has a nicer smell!)and leaves me feeling completely smooth.
Wouldnt try anything else now its great stuff
Mels
Well just a quickie to say we have finally booked in Lil so best hide anything "wind" related!!! lol :lol:
Mels xxxxx
Thank you for a fab night to the staff and specially the hosts,Al,I have been sacked as navigator for getting us there eventually lol
Mels xxxx
We would like a room wellllllll away from the farty one please

awwwww I will make sure no spicy foods pass my lips if that helps lol :lol:
helllooo farty pants here please can we come along and we would also like a room reserving,a well ventilated one preferably...... :eeek:
Please could you put our names down again as long as I can help out with the snakes mmmmmmmm lol :lol:
Many thanks to Sara,tall burd what a cracking night!!
Was a pleasure to meet new and olds alike....redwine lol
I promised I would stay sober and I did it sheer miracle lol
Roll on the next one......... :cheers:
Mels xxxxxx
Just want to say many thanks for those that came last night fnar fnar and now I am wrecked!! :crazy:
please please please can we cum too. Not into the sweet stuff but will bring salty nuts if ya like?
Ste n Jude xx

Does ste know ya call him that? rotflmao
awwww sorry Sara was one of those spur of the moment thingys that dont come along that often!!We still have my housewarming to sort out yet when I pull my finger out that is!! :swingingchair:
Can you put our names down please,any excuse to look up a kilt lol
Hello peeps,
We have decided to have a post Xmas get bring ya own tipples and we supply the nibbles specially strawberry cheesecake!!!
Reply for an invite as space is limited(flat!) lol
Couples and fems and a few spaces for single guys up for grabs lol
Mels xxxx drinkies
please put us on the guest list for this festive evening of fun and frolics..xx
ooooh is it that time again?? lol :lol:
Please can Mork n Mindy come to your ikkle soiree and will get booked in asap haha supermarket sweep!!
And I promise not to try to knock horny out on the pole pmsl
duel
We are confirming,we are coming,we will be there!!
BRIIIIIIIING IT ON!
:swingingchair:
Playing kiss kat(chase) in the street and wishing the "fit lad from down the road" would get you!!
"Fairy footsteps!"
Pretending Nana's kitchen was a shop and buying all her food!
Ruining all mums potatoes for the latest spud gun!
Being the first to the local "conker" tree!