My name is Shiny and I am a 43 years old, bald, hairy, funny, slim-ish bisexual. I also have lots of tattoo's which is a memento from my army days (20 years). I have blue eyes and generally smell nice too.

I live in West Yorkshire but travel the whole country for my work so if I contact you its because I am visiting your area soon and you look like fun and I believe we might have some chemistry.

I am clean, polite, sexy (so I am told), smart, a gentleman and can even hold a conversation. I am quite old fashioned in that I believe in treating a lady as a lady.

My ideal evening would be a meal and a glass of wine with a special lady/couple, maybe some flirting and kissing and who knows what else.

My ideal playmate would be someone around my age with a fuller figure.

Sexiness comes from within so you don't have to be the most stunning woman in the world, its not a competition, being cheeky however does get my interest.

I am a smoker but can survive a couple of hours if I need to snog a non smoker.

I am also experienced in the cuckold scene as a bull and can fit in around your fantasies.

If you fancy a secret tryst with a smart friendly chap maybe leading to more, drop me a line and lets see what happens.