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so you are an expert in GUilt or something...?? no chance of me being shagged up the arse. not even in my dreams.
bloke 2005 - careful you will get blanned
so we are like dogs then?
No 2 was a typing maistake
OK
I think Homosexuality is a sin
bye
Did someone really say "BUGGER BIOLOGY" Is this not what I am talking about? Bugger being the operative word.?
Polo - thats very unaccomodating dont you think - is this site not fer EVERYBODY regardless of their likes and dislikes?
RedHot there is more to life than missionary. and no I dont like oral. Why, do you think this is perverse?
Nope I dont do oral either I am a purist maybe
Oohhhhhhhhh cplbbw whos getting short!! Actually gay marriages dont exist. Glad to see someone has some fire in their bones and something to say...
thanks Bloke2005 - nice arse!!
Oh I thought it was still illegal. stand corrected. Not that it matters - I still would not go there. Cant see the attraction in it myself.
I am ANTI-CENSORSHIP and I m FOR free speech.
come on 13 people read this in teh first 2 minutes. have you no opinion?
I wonder why so many people find the male sex act disgusting. Interestingly it is legal for a man so stuff his cock up another mans arse but It is illegal for him to do it with a woman. I think its called BUGGERY.
I suppose when you think about it. an arse if for crapping out of and a cock is also an ogran that ejects urine and semen. Both are OUTPUTS. Some people therefore don't reckon that the two should ever meet. (whether with a man or woman) - Personally, I dont think people in this site are open minded to the possibility of this sex act being WRONG and I guess this will be apparant soon - let's see how long this thread lasts. In fact I don't do anal sex with a woman even when I am asked ("sorry er!!... No thanks") My cock is for inserting into a vagina - I think that's wot its designed for - am I right? You know in your heart I am. Oor can someone tell me if there is another use for a cock apart from having a piss. It is a shit collector?
In this day and age when we have legallised "gay marriages" (what a joke) we need sometimes to look past our own perversions to the truth of our own biology.
It might be legal and politically correct but I hope the day never comes when it becomes compulsory.
better say BYE now beofe the Forum Police arrive.
My next doors neighbours chichuaua killed my Doberman.
it got stuck in its throat!
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FROZEN see thread called "Frozen Arse"
Shudder? ................ am I missing something? I just burst and glow. :cry:
Well - regarding the Cuckold theory - I thought they got off on the jealousy and humiliation bit. I dont. I get off on seeing another dick embedded in her. I dont feel jealous but I do appreciate the bit afterwards when we are alone. (sloppy seconds?) What pissed me off one time was when my wife shagged my mate and kept is secret. Not is there a clue here perhaps. Is it to do with HONESTY?
oi
i'm posting too. Not getting much work done though. must be the addictive side of my personality. Thats the problem with this site. It's like the d word. (cant say in in the forums apparantly) it's addictive - more; more; more; more.......... Hey maybe thats why I'm called MORElli? I always want MORE!!
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the morelli man
Any budding Psychiatrists out there?
I remember years ago when I was a young lad, my first wife and I had a nite out watching a band where a mate of mine was bass player. Afterwards we went back to his flat for a drink (or two - or three). Now I must have fallen asleep (boozy haze) on the floor but I was awakend to hear some passionate sounds from the couch. Instead of getting annoyed I got a bit horny especiallay as I could see it all in the mirror. Nothing apart from snoggin and tit / cock feeling went on and it ended when thay checked to see If I was awake (dirty buggers wre well up for a shag). Inexperienced me did not think of joining in!! BUT the whole thing was such a turn on. Sadly she went into denial about it and blatantly denied this happened at all. She got dumped eventually when I found her at it. Selfish woman wanted to keep it all for herself. Later on I married a great girl (still married) and we sued to fantasise about another guy or woman. So she seduced a guy at work and made me (did not need much making) watch from a vantage point. We did some MMF stuff afterwards etc etc. I guess you ve all been there so I will spare the sloppy details.
My question is this........... Why in the world should it be so sexy to see yr girl shagging another bloke? Most "so called normal" people would see this as a reason for divorce!
Tnx boo*.* and naughty*.*
Aint it great
morelli
right so here it is...
1 Shag her one more time
2 text her on the way home and dump her
3 Send a pic of you shagging a blowup.
4 leave the country
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tnx also the the Welsh Minx. tea it is but no sugar as I am sure you are sweet enough. And....... do you think that choky nut biscuits and hobnobs are the answer to my dilemna.
.... how do you spell dilemna, dilema dillenema?
thanks Horny LB... but where in the world is "Taobh a'Deas, Loch Baghasdail" apart fomr being 315 miles from me. and how long would it take me to get there on my bike?
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Chockky bikkies on the way up to Loch Baghasdail as we speak. Give the postman something for his trouble.
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Mor for Morbid
el spanish for ' the'
li I tell lies..... I tell people I am single!!
so,,,,, the " the morbid liar "?
naw........ I don't believe it either. It's my name Ian Morelli sad init. I used to be called Prentonman on this site but that gave my location away when I was pretending to be a local guy to every ad in the UK. geez now we got postcodes... They are crap cos I dont know where half of the places are!! but that's another thread.
I am in Colorado - its only teatime here
hehe :-)
thanks......... coffe on its way but I got a better use for the cream cakes - sorry
cheers easyease!!
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the morelli man
ian
Hi all
I guess I should introduce myself - I been registerd on SH for ages but really only just now getting on to the forums. Seems to me its where its at. Been looking through the ads for ages and even replied to a few. (not that it has made much difference) . Anyway - I am not desperate and l'm keen to get to know some folk better.
Should mention that the recent changes see restrictive to some users. Is this because it costs money to use the site? One change for the good is that the number of guys adding on women seeking or couples seeking have dropped off. (that was annoying).
Anyway. guess I'll catch up with youall at some point.
good lick (ok then........... 'luck')
the morelli man
Geez - well it wont get any easier with time. If it were me she would not have got past the £100 mark before getting the sharp elbow.
but true love means never having to pay it all back. hehe My brother in law married one like that and he recently divorced adn it cost him thousands.
so,................ dump her I say