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mr__filth1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
Bi-curious Female, 56

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Flicking the bean?
Havin a dabble?
playing with oneself (thats for all the posh women,any in here?)
Quote by towntart
mr. filth, big enough that you couldnt get them all in your mouth!!

tits tits tits i looooooove tits :wanker:
Quote by Debbiewebs
Don't they say a guy reaches his sexual peak at about 18ish and a woman 40 :shock:
Blimey i can't really see me with a 18 year old now never mind when i'm 40 lol

Yeah i've heard that women peak at about 40..................any 40 year old women out there??? 69position
45 do biggrin
uuummmmm perfect :D :lol: :shock: wink :D
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Don't they say a guy reaches his sexual peak at about 18ish and a woman 40 :shock:
Blimey i can't really see me with a 18 year old now never mind when i'm 40 lol

Yeah i've heard that women peak at about 40..................any 40 year old women out there??? 69position
Apparently a man reaches his sexual i'm a fair few years older than that i my sex drive has gone through the roof in the last couple of years :shock: .I dont seem to be able to stop thinking about/wanting sex pretty much all the time,much more than when i was fact its becoming a bit of a pain......sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,
I dont mind her 'hovering' above me (nearly put hoovering :shock: )but 'full weight' sitting is too heavy for me biggrin
Quote by freckledbird
Right then...what to say confused Well i don't know you 'from Adam' .

Easily sorted - I have bigger tits lol
Ahhhhhhh tits,the best things ever invented boink
Stick around, we get lots of them on here :lol:
:thrilled: biggrin :thrilled:
Quote by PoloLady
Right then...what to say confused Well i don't know you 'from Adam' .

Easily sorted - I have bigger tits lol
Ahhhhhhh tits,the best things ever invented boink
Right then...what to say confused Well i don't know you 'from Adam' and you don't know me so here people do post hard luck stories to gain a bit of sympathy ( i've seen this on other sites).Its probably something that they feel they need to do but you say that is'nt the case with ok what do you want me to say??? keep smiling? Dont let it get you down? Fuck off and die?
All i can say to you is that i hope it has a happy you feel you need to talk to a stranger (and i am strange wink) pm me,tell me to fuck off and go and play on a motorway if you want i wont take offence :shock:
Big regards,Mr F.
offers?offers? where????? I'm just a time wasting lurker,i'd probably run a mile if the opportunity came along bolt wink :shock:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
if hes got his cock inside her i would have though so yes rolleyes
This is a piss take question right?

whatever gave you that idea :P
8 cocks! Thats alot of cock :shock: ii dont think i could cope with more than 1 pussy in a nite cool
Errrr 5 pages in and i still dont understand the original this 'gang bang' thingy happened yet? confused
Quote by davej
Is it possible for a lady to become pregnant by sitting on a bloke's lap??? :giveup:

I fuckin hope not, I earn my living as a ventriloquist and I ain't paying maintenance on any wooden children!
lol...wooden you suffer from splinters alot?
Quote by deancannock
yes if both naked ...and she jiggling around on your lap !!!!

Naked?who mentioned anything about being naked??? I meant fully clothed,with your boots on,in broad daylight :!:
Quote by Steve_Mids
Is it possible for a lady to become pregnant by sitting on a bloke's lap??? :giveup:

fekin hope not :shock: :shock:
so you don't know either rolleyes
Is it possible for a lady to become pregnant by sitting on a bloke's lap??? :giveup:
Hello hello hello :happy: I'm new around here also...scarey but somewhat exciting :shock:
Thanks to each and everyone of you.I do hope that i will becum a little more 'familiar' with all the sexy ladies out there :P
Hi everyone biggrin .I have been lurking around here for a while and i can no longer resist the temptation to say hello.I am intrigued by the whole swinging setup and i think it might be just the thing i really need :P (thats if i have the bottle to go thru' with it :shock: ) .I wont bore you with any more details so hello to everyone out there.