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mr_stoke
Over 90 days ago
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looking for a fem or a cpl for a xmas day meet and plenty of good dirty fun lol
if your interested just let me know
alfie xx
well ello :twisted: hows you hun? and thanx for the welcome back biggrin
well its been a while so thought i should say hi again.
im idealy looking for a fuck buddy for one 2 one meets and to go clubs with. i dont care if your married and doing this on the quiet as discreation is assured.
well hope to speak to some of you lovely ladies and dirty ones aswell lol and hope to hook up with one of you aswell.
Alfie aka mr-stoke
we are looking for a guy to join myself and a lady friend to fullfill her fantasy of a 3some. this will take place this saturday evening 23 may. she is 39 and 5 6" size 10/12 with a nice firm pair of tits firm ass and a nice tight pussy. as for me well you can look at my profile lol.
no watersports or anal will take place but pritty much anything else goes unless the lady says no ofcourse. you will respect her wishes at all times.
also if you are oraly bi/curios this will be an added bonus as she wants us to both suck cock at the same time and as it happens i wouldnt mind trying it anyway.
also it will be bareback sex as she wants the lucky guy to fill her up with cum so i can fuck it out of her so you must be disease free and you must also be discreet.
drop me a line with face body n cock pictures and i will get back to you asap
oh horlicks dont tell me i missed out cus i didnt confirm evil :evil: :evil:
hiya vicky babes me ickkle wigan wonder ...any room for a little one pleeeeaassssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee mmwwwaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Quote by Darkfire
Right, I am a little more coherant now and no hangover (despite the bubbly and birthday drinks people kept lining up on the table - espcially Shaz & Tony who decided it would be a good idea to get several shots into one glass and call it half a pint of straight JD please :shock: fool that I am drank it too :giggle:
I have so many thankyou's to do, this one might take a while redface
Firstly, to everyone who came, i know i said it last night, but it was never really about my birthday - i needed an aversion tactic over the whole 30th birthday black cloud ...so decided to throw a party loon reverse psychology see wink and from little acorns big oak trees grow....and well, you know the rest. It isnt down to me, that's you lot who dressed up, geared up, turned up, and travelled fookin miles to be there :shock: Stormwalker & Firelizard for example, who text me, panicking, cos they'd been on the road for 4 hours already and were still only in Bristol at that point - and they still came :shock: Muttleys, Claicerrig, Manolishi, H-x, and I know there's more, who came from far flung corners of the country for a few hours in a pub, you people are incredible worship
I have individual thankyou's too, for people who helped both in general and on the night:
in no particular order...
Dammy & HLB, for everything passionkiss , for stepping in and popping corks left right and center & pouring the bubbly for everyone, :worship: and to top it all off agreed to be waitresses for me :giggle: that was funny & you two are bloody brilliant :giggle:
Earthchild, who also had a special job, and has more bollox than me to belly dance her way round a full to capacity audience :scared: , and for the wine, and the cake, and also for the loan of the dress :worship: - you darling are a fookin star! sillyassionkiss: Sexykittenfish (lol) too, who got roped in last minute to help with the grapes - thankyou :giggle:
Alex DJ, brilliant party music as usual and kept the dance floor buzzing :thumbup: - i was downstairs when 'jump around' was played and shifted quick cos it sounded like the ceiling was coming down :giggle: bolt
Mr Muttley, Sercher, Mal, Sarah, Tanina & HLB and everyone else who did the 'security team' and helped out on the door and with badges, doorlist etc - thankyou. Several of you offered to help last minute because i was still in jeans :shock: (that was the plan, but you all ballsed it and made me go and get changed smackbottom :lol: )
To Kazswallows for the badges - another one to the collection kiss & despite not being long out of hospital and a bit delicate, still managed to design, produce and bring them in person - thankyou so much!
To Manolishi, just because :kiss:
and to Feklar & Celery, who being the first one's to arrive (along with Sharif, who was already supping when we got there :shock: ) got to see me in full-on panic mode trying to finish the table decorations/ hang banners/ blow up balloons etc and stuff in time, and got roped into helping - not only with floristry and tablecloths but for the remainder of the night collecting in glasses and anything else I needed a hand with - thankyou for everything :rose: There were other early arrivals who also helped - at that point i was far too stressed to notice who did what surprisedops:, but thankyou too :lol:
To Marcuso, for thoroughly embarassing me with you 'big cock' in front of everyone :oops: , for just being you, you fookin nutcase :loon: and for all the help and support you've given me over the last few months, and for letting me take over your home for the afters-doo - words just arn't enough. You were an hour late though :smackbottom: and i'm still mad rotflmao Also to Poshbitch, for the additional bubbly, thankyou :kiss:
To the other birthday people, who came last night to celebrate with us :thumbup: I hope you had a really good time biggrin (and an even better one later with the presents :twisted: )
To the Stokes, and Mr Stoke, who hand made my rather decadent birthday cake - and 100 mini ones for everyone to take home - there'll be no more of this cakey-bun retirment talk mate, you are now officially the Official Munch Master Baker (:giggle dont say it too fast) as certified by Darkfire. Thankyou :kiss:
and to everyone who dressed up - ...the list is endless so i wont attempt to name everyone ! you all put so much effort in for the theme - thankyou :kiss:
and finally to the 'newbies' - I hope you had a really good first munch : H_x (the boots :twisted: ), Abi, Dee & Vic, Robbiem, Stormy & Fire, Lavabubbles, Claicerrig, Goose, Kate & Sheddy, Budsy, Blueyes, King_Dongs, Anais, Littlemee & Meggo...... blimey, I hope i havent missed any of you off :oops: :lol:
I've rambled enough :lol: anyone I've missed, I apologise :worship:
Thankyou all for the cards and presents (could the bringer of the Rotty, and the silver hologram bottle bag please pm me as I dont know who they're from :lolsmile - i'm a tad humbled by all the lovely gifts at the mo, and wont name who bought what, but my house stinks of Lush , which is wonderful :inlove: Cards and presents wer'nt necessary though, its enough that you all came and left with a smile :D
Finally, an apology, to everyone I didnt get chance to properly chat with (which is almost everyone :oops:) I am absolutely knackered but fuck! it was worth it :giggle:
Thanks :D

awwww babe :kiss: but you goin have to un certifie me cus i defo retired from the cakey bun making yours was the last munch i baked for :D:D:D:
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hope you enjoyed them cus i officaly retired from cakey bun making biggrin:D:D:D:D:D

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Quote by Darkfire
only cos I've still got your cakey-bun tubs Stokey
i supose i'd better call in and return them :rascal: :twisted:

im sure you can give them a good home darkfire kiss
Quote by Susiebabes
thanks to mr stoke for the great buns, i ended up with a bag full as usual, they made a great breakfast.
susie and hux

i knew you would susie biggrin:D:D
hope you enjoyed them cus i officaly retired from cakey bun making :D:D:D:D:D:D
Quote by Abilene
Also thanks to the person ( sorry forgot name redface ) who made the little birthday cakes and put an American flag on mine. Somewhere there are pics of me holding it with my breasts !!! :shock:
A huge thankyou for making feel like an instant part of the gang !!
Abi xxx

That would be me Abby biggrin:D
errmm if you do find those pics a copy would be nice :D:D:D:D
oooo wigan again can you put us down please please please please biggrin :D :D :D :D :D
ok i know we left it late redface surprisedops: :oops: but can you put us down pleasssssssse
pleeaasssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeee with bells ontop biggrin :D :D
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I know we left it late redface surprisedops: :oops: :doh: :doh: but is there any chance we can come pleassssssssssssssssssse

Of course you can come. :thumbup:
And if you feel the urge to bring any cake don't let me stop you :oops:
Let me know if you need the hotel list
oooo thanks hun and seen as you letting us come i'll make some cakes just for you biggrin :D :D
I know we left it late redface surprisedops: :oops: :doh: :doh: but is there any chance we can come pleassssssssssssssssssse
Minxy sillyhwoar: you :phwoar: god :phwoar: dam :phwoar: sexy :phwoar: thing :phwoar: you :phwoar: passionkiss :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: blast :blast: :blast: :blast:
can you put us down as defos hun hump :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: 69position :69: :69: :69: worship :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
luv n kisses
alfie n andrea
P.S.
Oi poke :poke: :poke: :poke: :poke: i see you still :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: aint changed your add smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: bolt :bolt:
Quote by Sarah
sarah ya sexy sillyhwoar: :phwoar: lady can we cum :wanker: :wanker: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it would be nice to meet ya in the flesh and get a closer look at ya butterfly :thrilled: :thrilled: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: worship :worship: :worship: :worship:

Ok you go on the list
BUT
Butterfly viewings in future are £1 each all money to MS charity (via Vix)
wooohoooooooooo :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: i'll make sure i got plenty of pound coins hun :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :wanker: :wanker: :wanker: :mrgreen: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
sarah ya sexy sillyhwoar: :phwoar: lady can we cum :wanker: :wanker: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it would be nice to meet ya in the flesh and get a closer look at ya butterfly :thrilled: :thrilled: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: worship :worship: :worship: :worship:
Quote by Jewcy_Joanne
hi naughty wigan couple .... I know it's late timing lol
can me and me hubby come to your party ? pretty please .... cos I gotta wicked invisible dress lol
i'll just look naked but i wont be if the police ask :shock:
.xX Jo Xx.

wooohoooooo finally get to see jewcy in the felsh sillyhwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: so to speak
sugs hun sorry sad :( :( :( but we cant make it babes feckin kids :( :( :( mad :x :x
we will try and get the club again tosoon to cya hun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
sorry again hun :( :( :( dont do anything we wouldnt do biggrin :D :D 69position hump blast :blast: smackbottom and have a good night :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
sugs hunni 69position blast can ya put us down as a maybe hun dunno if we can sort somethin out with the kids :upset: evil we would luv to cum hump :hump: we will let ya know asap hun if we can.
worship :worship: :worship: poke sillyoke: :poke: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: bolt
Quote by Wishmaster
I assume you will be travelling down the M6 towards Brum on the Monday of your tour? If you are going past Stoke/Stafford about lunch time give me a shout and we could have a beer and a bite to eat, help you to break up your journey?
Tom
:cheers:

Hi Tom,
Yes, I will be travelling past Stoke - stopping in Stoke too I hope.... so I'll be in touch nearer the time m8 and we'll hook up for a pint.
Cheers

STOKE Wishy :shock: :shock: :shock: are you feckin mad :silly:
Feckin STOKE :shock: :shock: :shock: best thing you can do when ya get to stoke wishy is keep goin mate bolt :bolt: ya may never get out again if ya stop in stoke :upset: :upset: rotflmao :rotflmao:
hi NWC
can we come pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
we are in the chat room most nights and i think sugar and vicky will vouch for us.
will be nice to put names to faces for when we are in the chat room.
hugs and kisses
stoke-cpl
biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
hi helen
can we come pleeeeeeeeeeease. we would luv to meet everyone who we wont have met before if ya get me meaning.
sugar says she will be our referance hun if ya need one and we also got our names down for the nw munch so vicky will probably vouch for us aswell.
hope you'll have us.
thanx
stoke-cpl
worship biggrin
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Anymore cples or fem's intrested in comeing along helping us to have a blast of a nite. And it going to be a scream with wot club owners got lined up for me n pete pmsl they had to tell me so i could get stuff so if you want to know more to those on list well lets just say bring ya camrea's. And to anyone else who puts there names down you wont be disapointed so hope to see regs there and more new ones too. Thanks to all that posted and to the ones that wished us congrat's too.
Sugs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
Please no more single guy's we have a reserve list so to those who didnt get on this one we will let you know if any drop out.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: innocent :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: P.S Oh by the way mr stokecpl be very very very very afraid rotflmao lmto pmsl ner ner :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: pps mr stoke cpl forget to say that el and sam cant wait to meet you babe.s smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: And last but not least thanks again mrs stoke cpl for saying you will help us babes me n lisa owe's you big style hehehehehe passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Due to unforseen circumstances stoke-cpl will NOT be attending the silver wedding party of shaz and pete.
Instead we will be on the next plane out of the country pmsl wave :wave: :wave: :wave:
sugar babes put us down as a definate maybe please hun.
we will confirm as soon as poss. if youll have us that is lol
lol :lol: :lol: wink :wink: :wink: