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muffinthe__mule
Over 90 days ago
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O Lynn
Ull have to wait for a reply till they can buy the guide to the Pie Language, so they can decepher your accent lol
By the way i see the Wigan warriors are doing well are they below the warrington wolves in the league ?
Hope you have some luck babe
xx Muffin
Do you know what ?
You would think the boys in blue have more serious things to attend to than harrass doggers !
There are more serious crimes occurring, but they are frightend to confront real criminals
Muffin
in a lift in a hotel in tenerife in 2002
Not only was my C**K going up and down but the lift was visiting all floors.
Great buzz
Muffin
Did anyone watch that programme on Channel 5 last night Cosmetic Surgery live .
And that particular part where men were having the size of their tackle reduced ! looked pretty painful to me.
Im quite happy with my 7 " but would love to know what the ladies on the forum think ?are you happy with the size of your man.
Similarly guys who are VWE have you ever experienced any problems.
Muffin
Ive been shaving for about 8 years now feels so clean fresh n sexy and the ladies love it honestly.
A good shaving gel i use is "Original Source " Mint and tea tree oil " the mint makes ur balls tingle and the tea tree oil stops getting a shaving rash !
And lilacgem if you want a guinea pig to practice on ? just give me a call ?
Serendipity a styptic pencil is the size of a lipstick luv but contains the chemical allen which as somebody has riightly pointed out stops the bleeding but stings like hell.
Honestly there is nothing like having a tea bagging with shaved balls ? try it
Muffin
Im up for fun tonight if there are any seats left ? if not standing room will do.
you have pm
No Voddy babe
but ive pulled yours more than once and theres plenty of windups left in me yet
xxxx Larry Lc
just for everyones information there is a theme park near the above location that people have been using for dogging.
in the local paper this week the nearby residents have been complaining of people dogging at this location and being woken by sounds of people having sex.
MY WARNING is that no doubt plod will be around patrolling the area now SO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !
Incidentally the owners of the Park are erecting some large security gates in the near future to stop us going down the service road.
Muffin
i agree with everyones comments, but being abit pesimistic, what if he had killed the guy would we all be appaulding his actions then ?
I think the Knight of the round table was right to stop and see if the fellar had received some serious injury, after all the police would have been on our cases good style if something serious had occurred .
And thats the last thing we would want isnt it ?
Muffin
Hi there i have a weeks hoiday from the 17th to the 25th March 2005, if any of you two couples are interested in meeting up day or nightime.
Thanx Muffin
PS You have PMs
Whats this Mrs Naughty only invited if im on good behaviour ???
What you mean ?
Well tough cuz me and Mistress Sassy are going to be very naughty lol
( Your only saying these things cuz you want me all to yourself i know you know)
Oh and your coming as well Vicky are you ? You just havent been able to survive since you stopped working with me have you ???
See you on the 14th Mrs Naughty
xxxxxxxx Muffin
Corkage as alot of people have realised is the cost to have the Cork removed from the
bottle, so in effect they are charging an entrance fee, another guise to get you in the
club.
As for the water topic i know adam n eves use the excuse that the tap water is coming
through lead pipes and is not safe to drink ?? and they make you buy a 500 ml of still water for a what a rip off when u can get the same brand for 78p for 1 !/2 litres in Asda.
Think some of these clubs are jumping on the bandwagon.
At least Dick Turpin said Please and Thank You
Regards Muffin
Hey Mrs Naughty i see you soon got over your hangover from last nights party !
Your like War n Peace women
xxxxx
Muffin
Hi Mrs Naughty
Any chance you can put my name down for the mini munch
Ill come up there and show u wiganeers how its done, after all you cant play Rugby neither can you ?
Up the Wolves
xxxxx Muffin
Mrs Naughty whats this certificate your on about ?
Is that the one that tells us YOUR BARKING MAD pmsl
I Know ill get my pants down for a good spanking !
xxxx Muffin
David 12 having read your response to my last post, the only advice i ca give you is if you show people on the site respect then you will get somewhere. Treat people as you would like to be treated.
Go into the Chatroom and engage with people in there, or the Cafe once people get to know what you are like you will get invites to munches, parties etc.
Just show abit of patience and dont let the Bs grind you down
Good luck
Muffin
David 12 is 12 your age or your IQ, sounds to me as though your a young fella with
abit of an ego problem, how on earth do you expect to get responses with your attitude.
CALM DOWN ITS ONLY A COMMERCIAL
Put my name down Vicky Mrs Naughty holding a gun to my head to go !
Ps Mrs Naughty 38 is your age this year pmsl
xxxx Muffin
Hey everyone
Mrs Naughty has sent me an apology saying she cant resist my charm !
Isnt that right Mrs Naughty ? Lol
Muffin
NWcpl 141 now your only saying that cuz you want to meet me again ?
Ill Check my diary see if i can fir you in ?