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Compiling a list of time-wasters and fake profiles to be followed up.

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Hello and thanks for taking the time to read our profile.

We are a very close couple in our 30s that love expressing our sexuality and sharing excitement with others. We are both well educated, well travelled, healthy, respectful and… shaven ;-) We have a handful of more intimate pictures reserved for the private gallery. Just let us know if you want a peek...

Mrs X is a very attractive, stylish lady with beautiful dark eyes, long black hair and an excellent figure. She is blessed with very firm, pert breasts that love to be sucked. Mrs X is actively BI and without (except 'toilet sports'!). She adores all female contact and has a fun collection of toys. She appreciates the full range of pleasures from slow sensual preliminaries through to be taken vigorously from behind. Mrs X would like to have a delicate and well prepared introduction to DP, if the right situation arises.

Mr X is a tall, smart, athletic Englishman, very imaginative with skilled hands and the virility to keep her and any guests more than adequately satisfied. Whilst Mr X is straight, he has no objection to enterprising girls that like to explore ;-)

We work abroad in interesting professions but return to the UK regularly. We have lots of time for vacation and love to enjoy weekends away travelling, whether for city breaks or weekends by the coast. Let us know if you're visiting Istanbul or on holiday in Bodrum, Antalya or Cyprus as we might be able to hook up with you.

We value QUALITY over quantity. For us, swinging isn't an obsession, rather an activity we indulge in occasionally when we meet an exceptional couple. Age isn't so important. We seek articulate, presentable and adventurous people in good shape, preferably svelt and shaven or at least well trimmed. Preference for full swap, same room, all active and inter-mingled.

****We only consider profiles that have clear, full body pictures of both partners****

****and only interested in COURTIOUS, POLITE people that commit to their appointments****

No-nos: Poor hygiene, excessive hair, posers. Mrs X doesn’t like oversized appendages- simply can’t accommodate them ;-)

We look forward to hearing from some gorgeous horny libertines.

Kisses

Mr and Mrs X