Would it be fair to say that a lot of of people are on here to just look at the pictures? A profile could therefore be that well written that it is nominated for the Booker Prize and still be ignored?

That's not you though?

Well read on and let me introduce myself to you.

In short you will get:

- a very good time with a sexy, well educated mid 30's male

- absolute discretion

- intresting and insightful conversation interlaced with rampant, hedonistic fun

- all boundaries respected

Likes:

- People who are genuine

- People who are honest

- People who can have a laugh

Dislikes:

- People who allow themselves to be part of a self appointed clique in the chatrooms on here- not everybody has the time or inclination to spend every waking hour in there you know?

- Rudeness (a perfect example is people who don't reply to messages even if it is to say 'thanks but no thanks'- would it kill you to type out a quick reply?)

- Snobs

So what are you waiting for? Message me now!!! It might be the best decision you make all day.

For those who want more information, then read on.........

First of all if you have noticed that I have looked at your profile and not sent a message to you then don't be put off. The lack of a wink from me must not be taken that I am not interested. If you like my profile then get in touch!!! I suppose what I am trying to say is that by the sheer fact that I have looked at your profile then I am indicating an interest. Rather than add another message into your inbox when you must get loads to sift through, I would rather you looked at my profile and responded if you are interested.

I am a mid 30's very well educated, professional male looking to expand his sexual horizons and have some jolly good fun in the process. I am looking to meet likeminded sexy ladies and couples for fun times. Without wishing to sound conceited, I am considered very good sexually and will give you lots of pleasure rather than a quick 5 minute fumble and then an awkward aftermath.

I am considered good looking by others. However, if you are after perfect blemish free film star looks then I am not your man but if you want someone who is attractive in a rugged way, charming and has a glint in their eye then check me out!

I am intelligent and do know how to hold a conversation over many varied and interesting topics offering both insight and a reasoned opinion (if that is your thing of course!!) Otherwise we can just get down to it!!

Crucially, I also don't take life too seriously and know how to have a laugh. Does that sound like yourself?

Likes:

- People who are genuine

- People who are honest

- People who can have a laugh

Dislikes:

- People who allow themselves to be part of a self appointed clique in the chatrooms on here- not everybody has the time or inclination to spend every waking hour in there you know?

- Rudeness (a perfect example is people who don't reply to messages even if it is to say 'thanks but no thanks'- would it kill you to type out a quick reply?)

- Snobs

You will have noted that I don't have an album's worth of pictures- posting loads of pics on an internet site is not my thing as I am a discrete person part through my personality and part through my job which demands discretion not scandal (sorry but that is the way it is) However, if you contacted me and we met then you would not be disappointed.

Discretion is assured on my part and I would ask for the same on your part please. I cannot accommodate but can travel to you or meet up somewhere (hotel meets are ok with me too)

Get back to me. Ultimately it is up to you but you will miss out if you don't! Do you want to take that chance?? I know I would not want to!!

If not, then at least thanks for reading my profile.