We thought it was about time to re-write and tidy up our profile, so here it is!

We are an experienced bi couple but we don’t do this sort of thing on a regular basis. Suppose that makes us ‘not hardened swingers!’ although we don’t know how you actually define ‘hardened’??

We are looking for a couple where the female is bi, or wants to experience female bi for the first time. If the male part of the couple is also bi then it’s even better!! Age isn’t a problem, although we would prefer couples nearer our own age. Likewise experience is also not an issue; if you are inexperienced then you will find us a good couple to start with. We are happy with any limits set by others and are also happy if ‘soft swap’ is your thing. This is all about playing and fun, it’s not just about shagging some other guy’s wife!

MESSAGE FOR ALL SINGLE GUYS:-

Although we have had MFM 3somes in the past, we are not really looking for that at the moment. If we do want to try it again then we will find the guys ourselves! If you contact us looking for MFM then you will just be deleted!!!

If you are a single guy and you insist on contacting us then your reply needs to be well written (and spell checked!), it needs to have something interesting to say and replies without pictures, or with just a picture of a cock, will also be deleted! We, and others like us, have taken a lot of time with our profiles and it’s a bit insulting to get replies from single guys that consist of 5 or 6 words that look like they have been written by a 15 year old! Have something interesting to say, or don’t reply!!

As mentioned, we’re really looking for couples with a bi female. L. enjoys going down on another female, or playing with her tits. She is also happy to lay back and receive attention from another female too! She really likes French kissing with other females too! (And guess who likes to watch that?? LOL)

She enjoys having two, three or more cocks to play with and is keen to try Double Penetration again! She is a very good cock-sucker and always swallows! She also loves getting facials and has a fantasy of one day receiving multiple facials from a room full of guys!!!!!

He enjoys plenty of oral and loves the taste of a woman’s pussy! (Who doesn’t?) He has been orally bi in the past; but this isn’t a requirement for the future if it doesn’t appeal to others. She enjoys watching this!!

We are a friendly and gentle couple. We both smoke and like a drink or two. We enjoy taking pictures and videos while we play but are happy to keep other peoples faces out of the pics or refrain completely if that’s what you want. Obviously any pictures taken are treated with great respect and kept private; we wouldn’t want our pictures treated any differently to that. We are not interested in playing singly or in separate rooms. She works shifts and some weekends, so chatting, camming and meeting may need some notice. We do have a lot of time for fun though as our children are older and self caring!

The following list consists of the main things we want to do, or try.

with other couples. We would love to meet a couple around our own age and preferably fairly local. The more bisexual that the female and/or the male is, the better!!! As mentioned before, we have both had several bi experiences as a couple and are keen to try some more. It’s important that any other couple spells out their limits to us. We don’t mind if, for example, the other female doesn't kiss other men, or doesn’t want actual penetration. We just need to know what your limits are and we are happy to play by the rules! As far as I can remember the only limit we have is that she will not take anal from another man.

We also like mild Sub or Dom fun, so if there are any Sub or Dom couples that want to try this with us then that would be fun!! We think it’s horny to be told what to do, or to tell another person what to do!!!

2. We would like to hold a party one weekend for two, or three, other couples. We would like more but the flat we use for playing isn’t big enough! We would supply the beer and wine etc and all you would have to do is dress up and turn up!! Bring as many of your own toys as you like, or use some of ours (which are always scrupulously clean!). We would like to be part of a pile of bodies on the floor, or sitting back watching while having a breather!! We would want photos and video taken but it goes without saying that anyone who is ‘camera shy’ won’t be photographed. Likewise you would be very welcome to bring your own camera and take as many pics as you like! The only stipulation would be that you would have to promise to send us copies!!! All picture must be regarded as private by anyone that takes any! We will respect your privacy and not share pics with anyone else and will expect the same assurance from you!

3. Her ten man Bukkake fantasy! She is one of those rare women that actually like cum! She likes seeing it shoot from cocks (see her WebCam fantasy later on!), she likes the taste of it and she especially likes receiving facials!!! The most she has had before is me plus three other guys at once. We all came on her face and she loved it!!! The only problem that night was that there were big gaps in between each guy shooting on her face; she would have preferred to get the cum shots on her face one after the other!!! If any of you have ever seen any COHF videos, then you will know the sort of thing she wants?

What she also wants for this fantasy is for all the guys to be orally bi; she wants to see plenty of bi-cock sucking or wanking! She would also appreciate, while she was on her knees sucking all those cocks, a guy on his knees next to her giving her a helping hand and mouth!!!!! The bi part is a small part of her fantasy; the main part is to get her face, hair and tits covered in cum!!! As far as the sort of guys we are looking for to join us? We have no age limits and we have no restrictions on body shape/size etc. Any size of cock is welcome whether it’s big or small! You won’t have to be able to last for 20 hours without cumming, in fact the quicker you cum the better!!!

It will probably take the form of a two hour session where you can all cum as much as you like so long as you cum on her face and do your share of sucking! It would be held on a weekday afternoon or an early evening and, even with as much notice as possible before the date, you would have to be available at this time of the day.

Please don’t reply to this but say that you’re not bi, or that you are okay with being sucked by a guy, but don’t want to suck a guy yourself? If you fit the requirements and are interested then reply directly by e-mail to

Send details about yourself, any previous experience of anything like this and a face and a cock pic.

We have tried to arrange this quite a few times before but it has proved very difficult to get the right number of guys to be free at the same time. Plus you just know that if ten guys say they will be here, only six will turn up!! So what do you do? Invite twenty guys and hope that only ten show up??? For this reason it is going to take quite a while to arrange an actual date but I will send regular updates to all. (Some of you reading this may actually already be on the list!) If anyone has arranged anything like this before, could they let me know how easy it was to get it going?

4. She loves showing on WebCam to guys! She gives them a dildo show, sucks my cock, gets spanked, clamps her nipples or gets fucked in her arse and pussy; all the time talking like a slut and watching him rubbing his cock for her until he shoots cum! She then says ‘Thanks!’ and moves on to the next guys cam!!! We have a lot of guys on our MSN “Cock Cams” list, so it’s like her having a queue of cocks waiting to see her playing!!

If you want to reply to this fantasy then please make sure that you have a reliable connection; if you keep getting booted for whatever reason, we won’t try to reconnect. Your microphone MUST work!! This isn’t an option as we don’t like typing and she actually wants to hear your voice telling her what a lovely Slut she is!!! Lol Also you need to be able to talk out loud and have your sound up so that you can hear her so, if your granny is in the room next door and she still has perfect hearing, please don’t reply! Finally, you must be able to talk to her as if she is a very dirty Slut! You need to be able to tell her where to put whichever of her dildoes! You need to be able to ask her what she would do with your cock if you were in the room with her right then!! She likes the freedom to be able to talk as dirty as she likes and play as dirty as she likes in front of anonymous strangers!!! Her record for one Saturday was 27 guys cumming for her!!! We also use WEBCAMNOW (Username Mrs Cumslut) and she loves to see that, first 100, then 200, then as many as 500 people are watching her and listening to her!!!!

Needless to say that, if any couples actually go on line together and would like to cam with her/us, then that would be fantastic!!!! Likewise if there are any true ‘Monsters of Cock’ out there, she would love to see them! The biggest cock she has ever seen (either of us have ever seen) was on WebCam and it was a white guy with an 11 inch cock!!! She loved seeing it but doubted that she could take it all for real!

5, Her fifth fantasy is her ‘Sub Bi-Guy’ fantasy!! She wants a single bisexual guy here for the day. He will be completely Submissive and not just someone happy to be told what to do for a day! He must be prepared to be her/our plaything and be prepared to do whatever she asks him to do (within reason of course!). Not interested in this being any sort of BDSM thing; she just wants a guy to be naked and ready to use his hands, tongue or anything else to give her/us pleasure!!!

You must be patient, as well as 'obedient', and be able to hold a camera to take pics/video of whatever is going on. You will get to cum, but it will be when she allows it!!! Maybe!

If you reply to this part of our advert, then you will have to be prepared to go on Cam with me (the male) a couple of times before any meeting is arranged! I need to ‘sound you out’ and make sure that you are the sort of guy that is really Submissive. So you must have a WebCam that works! I will also ask you about your limits as regard to things like blindfolds, handcuffs, spanking etc. We need the right guy for this one. Someone that has trust and confidence in me/her/us, and someone who we trust too! Reply by e-mail to

6. There is a Gangbang fantasy, but it’s still in it’s early days and she isn’t quite ready for it yet! Are there any other guys that have arranged a gangbang, or anything similar, for their wives?

We do have certain other fantasies but, because this is a re-write of our advert, we will add details of them another time. We didn’t change our pics at the same time as this re-write because we couldn’t decide which ones to replace!

Hope to hear from some of you very soon,

N and L