Update on the profile below:

Though not actively looking, it would be nice to come across a true mature gent who is good at massage and interested in us as a couple. Mrs N loves the flirty conversation that leads to touching and being watched.

Mr N the same and loves watching Mrs N.

Maybe after contact, we might meet when we holiday in Derbyshire in August?

Original profile:

We are a happily married couple in our 60s . I know we are supposed to be mature by now but that depends on your interpretation of mature. In body, well, we concede that maybe; in mind, ummmmm.

He is 5'10" when last measured but could possibly have grown since then and has a large parting but hairy chest; must be some sort of medical condition where the hair seems to slip southwards. She is 5'4", short hair (not on her chest, or at least wasn't at the last inspection) and slim as can be seen in the pics (no, the pics are not THAT old). She has great legs for stockings and (he thinks) looks much younger ( I love you!! xx) but not nearly as young as she wishes.

Although the profile puts us both as bi curious, Mrs N has more or less had that curiosity satisfied, so is obviously not a cat as she is still alive. She is quite bi-friendly with the right people at the right time so that's alright then.

We would like to meet a couple (or possibly a male for mfm) with interests outside the bedroom and even beyond the bathroom and out of the front door, can hold a conversation (it's alright, we'll catch them first) and write emails of more than 1 line, preferably including at least one full stop and maybe a comma. Due to commitments, initially it would have to be an online relationship.

We like a glass (preferably more) of wine and a good meal with flirting and touching whilst not taking life too seriously. Chatting and flirting are just as important as the sex, they make it better.

We do not smoke and would prefer others not to. Nothing personal or prejudiced, just our preference.

Safe sex only, though full swap is not a requirement nor a given. Not much is ruled out but no means just that, so if you don't know it's meaning, can we just hint that you may, possibly, like to invest in a dictionary?

We may be able to accommodate but we do occasionally have the ubiquitous grown children at home, can travel (but not to the ends of the earth, Norfolk is the centre of the world after all), hotel or yours, especially if you have a charming, luxurious, bijou, chic place.

We are genuine people (you know, two heads between us, etc.) and we can, as far as we can gather, be seen in public. We can meet socially first or on cam and see how it progresses.

Please contact us with some detail - and we don't mean where you store your toenail clippings - to which we will try and reply even if only to say no thanks, although WE DO NOT RESPOND TO WINKS; THEY GET EXPLODED ON IMPACT.

Say hello in the chat rooms, Mrs N is on cam from time to time, something we both enjoy.

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