oi, postie... duck!
and here john, this should help kill the lil' itching bastards
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So why do you lot always use ours..... and with that awful accent too???
We should charge the rest of the English speaking world a tax, like copyright... see if you still want to mangle our language then!
I dunno, at this point we have a language of our own. tell me if you understand this:
I highly suggest you Brits takes this idea `bout us Americans ridin' yo language n shove it as far up yo.... You cannot biznoth say this is yo country since you founded it n T-H-to-tha-izzen accuse us of steal'n a language you brought hizzy fo' sheezy. shot calla.
Quote by Alfbede
You call that a bad day?????? Don't know what your problem is.... (c'mon Ocky.. you can swear as much as you want)... though I am soooo glad you have spelt arse (as in shove it up...) in the English and not the American asses way... we'll have you well trained yet!
Now when are you going to give us OUR country back???? eh.... ?? Colonial.... lol
(good to see you back Ockster! )
Not only our country but our language also?????
as soon as you give back the falklands. and what's up with that island called "new ireland" over by papa new guinea? and you don't want the americans to give back their langauge. besides, now i can say I'm bingual.
er... ok you asked for it! so the new lap top the ny office gave me and supposedly was programmed with the right things is missing the one element that allows me to actually accomplish anything. My supervisor is an unhelpful sonofabitch who said he's helped me as much as he could and i'm on my own, my skin is awful from travling the house is a wreck my partner is in a whiny mood the washer broke and flooded the kitchen and my other supervisor is badmouthing me to others for no fekking good reason so all i have to say is:
MOTHERF@!! YOU SH*&$ CU*&^ SLAPPING CATBLENDING COCKSUCKING F&^S TAKE THIS F*!@# LAPTOP AND SHOVE IT UP YOU G&^! DA#$ ARSES!!! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIN WASHER CAN KISS MY F!@## C@#O*& AND DIE!!!!
i think i'm gonna pass out.
MOTHERF@!! YOU SH*&$ CU*&^ SLAPPING CATBLENDING COCKSUCKING F&^S TAKE THIS F*!@# LAPTOP AND SHOVE IT UP YOU G&^! DA#$ ARSES!!! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPIN WASHER CAN KISS MY F!@## C@#O*& AND DIE!!!!
i think i'm gonna pass out.
I have no idea what's going on in here... I tried to read the 6 pages, I failed miserably... but i'm in serach of a safe, but satisfying place to hurl as many expletives as I can... have had a fekkin' awful day and need vent it, but I'm thinking perhaps even tho it says bitch thread, this is not what it's about.
oi postie! watch yourself, I've got a couple of me NYC mates coming along soon, and I'll tell em all about your anti-yank sentiment.
and yes, Dewi, I was politey avoiding asking myself but dude, wtf? no ny pics until you change back the avatar. It's enuff to make me go back to being veggie!
for you, easy.
and yes, Dewi, I was politey avoiding asking myself but dude, wtf? no ny pics until you change back the avatar. It's enuff to make me go back to being veggie!
for you, easy. as you can see I have returned from that land of wonder and opportunity, New York City. I had a fabulous time, thanks for asking.
:happy: 
:spit: :inlove:
For all of you who requested pressies that I could pack in my suitcase - let me know if you still want em. Some things unfortunately didn't make the hellish flight back. sorry.
Hope you all have had a wonderful two weeks, and sorry to those who were hoping I'd never return. pbbbbbbbt. :moon:
:happy: :spit: :inlove: For all of you who requested pressies that I could pack in my suitcase - let me know if you still want em. Some things unfortunately didn't make the hellish flight back. sorry.
Hope you all have had a wonderful two weeks, and sorry to those who were hoping I'd never return. pbbbbbbbt. :moon:
Firstly: I leave at 4am tonite.. or rather tomorrow morning. So I wanted to bump this back up and say goodbye.
Secondly: I am bringing back: york peppermint patties in the bitesize form, bags of hershey's kisses one in plain one in almond, a few hershey bars, a small statue of liberty, a picture of me having a ho jo's breaky, some peanut butter and a couple of moutain dews (shudder) I will reappear here when I return to figure out how to get the stuff out. Perhaps I can lure you all to oxford with it... mwah ha ha...
hugs
Ms. Ocky
Secondly: I am bringing back: york peppermint patties in the bitesize form, bags of hershey's kisses one in plain one in almond, a few hershey bars, a small statue of liberty, a picture of me having a ho jo's breaky, some peanut butter and a couple of moutain dews (shudder) I will reappear here when I return to figure out how to get the stuff out. Perhaps I can lure you all to oxford with it... mwah ha ha...
hugs
Ms. Ocky
Quote by Vix
A "Ho-Jo's" brunch, please. (Complete with surly waiter, natch)
can-do. I can snap a few pics of it for you as well.
others on the list:
Yes I can try and smuggle you thru customs, but if we get found out I am disowning any knowledge of you and you're on your own.
If I am buying a Harley I am KEEPING the Harley.
I am not in charge of baseball, I am assuming there will be a "World Series" only thing I care about is if my Yanks are in it, but it's looking grim.
I think the waiting period on buying Glocks will be too long - can I get you a 22 instead?
I only buy smooth peanut butter - Skippy brand.
Quote by Eagerslut9
I'd like you to bring back reassurance that Liberty (as in Statue of Liberty) really is female and is not in fact a cross dresser.
I'm asking for this 'cos I never have fully trusted the French (who gave it to the USA) :shock: :shock:
I mean, could you have a quick and discreet fiddle under her dress and find out?
:grin: :grin:
i've been under the skirts and let me report.... I have no idea! :shock: :shock: I mean she's kinda hollow in there, nothing's trussed up or hanging down... but then in the middle of the hollow space is an information booth and a bunch of japanese tourists!!! and don't forget the staircase running up the left leg to the crown... perhaps she needs her own gender?
As some of you know, I am going back to New York City on Friday where I will be seeing family and friends for two whole weeks. This also means no posting from me until I come back, which must make some of you very happy.
I thought I'd ask you lovely people if there is anything anyone would like from NY or America for me to bring back? I am one person and can't bring back a ton of stuff or anything expensive, but I already have orders from a few of you, such as an MTA map, a bottle of mountain dew (ugh), etc.
so - anyone in need of anything from New york?
I thought I'd ask you lovely people if there is anything anyone would like from NY or America for me to bring back? I am one person and can't bring back a ton of stuff or anything expensive, but I already have orders from a few of you, such as an MTA map, a bottle of mountain dew (ugh), etc.
so - anyone in need of anything from New york?
was a chams last night. People of all shapes, sizes, colors, ages, clothing preferences (underessed preferences) people with tattoos people with out tats people with a few tats, piercings, baldies, smokers non smokers..
etc.. you get the drift...
also, been to club lick, and they only people they turn away are abusive/rude people.
-ms. ocky
etc.. you get the drift...
also, been to club lick, and they only people they turn away are abusive/rude people.
-ms. ocky
