in an odd mood:
Nasty Boys - for all the boys (Men, Blokes etc...)
Milk Shake - for all the girls (Women, Ladeez, etc...)
Babes, Booze, Chains and Boots (the cramps) - for whomever wants it.
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Quote by bigDewi69
Films bahh!
"Slapstick" was the worst bdsm movie of all time. "The Flying Serpent" hadn't heard of Freud. The world survived "Armageddon". "The Big Sleep" completely failed to cure my insomnia, "Total Recall" left me blank but I could see "Pitch Black", the "Green Mile" looked a lot shorter to me and I won't even mention "Snatch"...
Don't forget the blatantly false advertising of 'The Never ending story'
...or Naked Lunch
Quote by postie
sorry, the peeps in my hood don't understand "english" english. it's weird enuff.
the "peeps" in your "hood" are actually not real.... people don't live in hoods... they can put them on their heads when it's raining , and technically that's one person in a hood... but no Ocky... there aren't people livinginsidethe head shaped bit of your rain mac... (though if you want to believe it.. who are we to argue!!!)
you have GOT to come to brooklyn with me one day.
and my mac can't go in the rain or it'll short out. It was an expensive computer y'know I don't want it breaking.
Quote by bigDewi69
gangsta alternative to bitch: biznitch
in a sentence: yo whassup with all this biznitching, bitzniches?
I thought it was biatch? Or is that the old way of saying it?
so far behind the times.
to learn gangsta go here: Gizoogle if you click "textilizer" and type in stuff it'll translate it to gangsta speech.
now git out of my hizzy, biznitch fo I slap you upside yo head.
)my boss in ny, who was an absolute nutter and bitch to boot, is getting fired. this is good news for my coworkers in nyc but bad for me, as it means I too am now out of a job.
i'm conflicted.
stop shooting frogs, cornish, scottish or otherwise. I like frogs as much as I like cats (xcept the kinds that call me short and make fun of my accent - postie...)
i'm conflicted.
stop shooting frogs, cornish, scottish or otherwise. I like frogs as much as I like cats (xcept the kinds that call me short and make fun of my accent - postie...)
I join the queue on your answer phone
And all I am is holding breath
Just pick up I know you're there
Can't you hear? I'm not myself
So listen up
The sun hasn't set
(I refuse to believe that it's only me feeling)
Just hear me out
I'm not over you yet
(It’s love on the line, can you handle it?)
(forgot to put in: this is from "Hear Me Out" by Frou Frou)
And all I am is holding breath
Just pick up I know you're there
Can't you hear? I'm not myself
So listen up
The sun hasn't set
(I refuse to believe that it's only me feeling)
Just hear me out
I'm not over you yet
(It’s love on the line, can you handle it?)
(forgot to put in: this is from "Hear Me Out" by Frou Frou)
the big book of how to make anything out of anything
the professor from gilligan's island: he's kinda cute AND he could make a lap top and broadband connection out of coconuts (he can make the stuff from the book while I sleep in the hammock)
a catamaran
my collection of "if i were stuck on a desert island" necessary music mixes
and our friend katie. (they're both short so they can count as one thing, plus they each get five things of their own I can play with)
the professor from gilligan's island: he's kinda cute AND he could make a lap top and broadband connection out of coconuts (he can make the stuff from the book while I sleep in the hammock)
a catamaran
my collection of "if i were stuck on a desert island" necessary music mixes
and our friend katie. (they're both short so they can count as one thing, plus they each get five things of their own I can play with)
I went with a group of FIVE OTHER GIRLS to a concert at a beach. huge f'in carpark. Not one of us remembered where we parked the car. They all blamed me as I was the driver. It took us two hours, carefully walking up and down each row - me holding the car alarm fingy at arms length and pressing it every so often until I finally heard the "beepbeep" that let me know which car was mine.
it's the start of a lame joke: "how many 20 year old females does it take to find a four-door sedan?"
it's the start of a lame joke: "how many 20 year old females does it take to find a four-door sedan?"
