If there are any kinky coppers out there, even if you're totally Str8 I would love you to get in touch. 

Any straight dudes wanna get sucked off in front of the missus?

I am happy to film and photo for people who need it, I've got good gear that creates great results. 

Absolutely love being pissed on.  Enjoy watching straights fuck. I've fisted people before and i like it and want much more experience of doing it, apparently I'm quite good at it as well.  Enjoy being filmed / photographed, don't care what I'm doing, have no inhibitions really and will happily play anywhere as long as it's not going to offend anyone.  I use cock rings, ball weights occasionally and sometimes a vacuum pump or a sounding rod.  Nothing goes up my bum sadly but apart from that, I'm pretty flexible and I enjoy putting on a show as much as I enjoy watching one.  I could and would wank for England.

When I'm off my face (and only when I'm off my face) I buzz off watching heavy, messy scat porn, straight or gay.  Strange but true. 

I would like to fist or fuck a bloke in front of his missus or while he's fucking her and would enjoy seeing a bloke getting pegged by the missus too.