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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · Buckinghamshire

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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
so would u rather buy em yourself or let ur partner buy em...

That's why we go together - I choose what I want and he pays for it :giggle:
hahaha oh the way of the worlds lol rolleyes
Quote by fantasycpl
oh mrs f likes her toys so every xmas i take her to toys r us lol

hahaha
happy birthday mrs F smile
Quote by H-x
I prefer Anne Summers because they let couples in the changing rooms.......
H.x

and have u................................................. :shock:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Paboo have some nice dressing up outfits - I do have their catalogue.
Have you heard of Pulse & Cocktails? We've been shopping there a few times to get me some toys.
I'm easily pleased though so a pint of lager and a bag of crisps works just as well biggrin

hahaha *writes it down*
paboo has some decent stuff.. i bought some denim get up from there...
inever heard of pulse and cocktails.. but im on the case
Quote by H-x
If you're going to buy toys, the net's the best place - so long as you have time to order.
Otherwise, go with Sassy (wsie woman).
H.x

sweet... fanks for the advice.....
wot about contessa?
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Toys from Ann Summers
Undies from La Senza
how did you know my birthday was coming up soon? :giggle:

hahah telepathy... la senza huh.. forgot about that one....
just wondering as a gift where u like your underwear/toys from
anne summers?
PABOO?
Victoria secrets?
Agent Provocatuer ( ifink thats how u spell it)
or M&S ( i know they dont do toys.. well i fink the dont :shock: )
i was wondering... what is the better night... a friday night or sat night
they both have advantages and disadvantages just wondered folks opinons...
i mean what would be the best night for a social? or party etc
um i use the word numpty quite alot as in u numpty...
but i fink fingymajig is probably used for me universally lol
nice choice....
umm i could be in a fantasy couple...as i have no partner and id choose diane lane... the older woman yes pls... lol
Quote by da69ve
hehe do they happen or is it a day of rest as well lol
hope all is well folks how are we today?

Your not Cheekychimp in disguise are you?
no why do u say that.... what have i done now?
Quote by fantasycpl
we bored to tried to get a meet lastnight but no one took us up sad

did enuff folks know .... no one .. i cant belive that.....
Quote by little gem
hello.. i fink 69 for hand stimulation works... just watch ur eyes guys...lol
but doggy is defo good one if its a reg occurance.. the force of the squirt can force ur old man out... smile
also woman on back knees on chest stimulatin g spot and clit is also a gooden...
*day dreamin now*

HAve you had sex .......... ever??? :shock:
Omg, I wouldn't let you near me with a barge pole! :scared:
a bit harsh.. maybe the way i wrote it doesnt sound too great to u but wasnt meant to be wierd or stuff...
as for the sex ever...again bit harsh... and as for lettin me near u... who says i would wanna?...2 way fing i guess
Quote by da69ve
your fav sex scene from mainstream film....
my top 3 are...
diane lane in unfaithful........... everyone shes in.. spesh the corridor scene
hallie berry in monsters ball............come on theres only one scene in it lolsharon stone in basic instinct the first one .. take ur pic....
Well you've named your films but what are the scenes!
hello.. i fink 69 for hand stimulation works... just watch ur eyes guys...lol
but doggy is defo good one if its a reg occurance.. the force of the squirt can force ur old man out... smile
also woman on back knees on chest stimulatin g spot and clit is also a gooden...
*day dreamin now*
Quote by Tramper
i see no ones mentioned crotchless.. are they viewed as tacky?

They've been discontinued due the dangers of the vacuum/suction phenomenon when ladies sit on hard or flat surfaces lol
(Imagine sink plunger stuck to a coffee table)
It's the same principle that allows bints to ride horse without stirrups
bolt
hahaha....
i see no ones mentioned crotchless.. are they viewed as tacky?
for me a woman nuffin more sexy then white lace..matching with the full get up... suspenders...stockings....mmmmmmmm surprised
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
9 1/2 Weeks - the food scene

i thought that....
have u seen crash.. the scene in the car wash... summink bout that... i dunno
your fav sex scene from mainstream film....
my top 3 are...
diane lane in unfaithful...........
hallie berry in monsters ball............
sharon stone in basic instinct the first one...........
hehe do they happen or is it a day of rest as well lol
hope all is well folks how are we today?
hi... id love to come and meet folk from room if thats ok.. but i understand if not wanted/invited smile
Quote by Sarah
Now recovering from power washing the patio etc and been to dinner with the 'vanillas'
Have to think of something to do tonight...........

and wot did u fink of ?............
i did a jigsaw once done it in 3 hours...... on the box it said 7-12 years.. i was well chuffed
hehehehe