Im a big and busty fem that is looking for fun and frolics with her big strapping partner. As well as great sex we do like to have a laugh and enjoy the evening, so if your not into big voluptuous women, or take life too seriously ..then we are not for you

I am 5'3, voluptuous and 42 f, fairly bi and very bi with the right fem. He is 6'2, large powerful build, 52 chest and straight. Both of us are clean, buffed and polished with full knowledge of razors, aftershave and perfume lol

For us, whilst this is about having sexy fun and frolics we also like to get on well with the couple. Sex is all well and good, but if there is no laughter and nothing else in common, then for us that doesnt work. We are open to most things but pain and watersports are a no no. That does not mean that the odd slap of the arse and other bits and bobs are not a great deal of fun though! lol

My partner works away a great deal so our time is limited. As a result we want to enjoy the time on many levels..which means we all need to click in person as well as in the bedroom. If we sound like we could all get on and have a top notch, filthy, fun time then please send us a message.

We will always reply, even it is to decline politely.

We have face pics and webcam so will ask to see face pics of you.

Cocks are all good and well..but unless i can recognise you in Asda..without asking you to drop your trousers..then dont bother! lol I have also heard every excuse as to why no face pics. Unless you have a note signed from your mother, a copy of your birth certificate, a letter from you doctor and from Tony Blair in triplicate stating that you cant show your face as you do in fact work for the FBI...then your wasting your time trying to get laid on a whim and a promise. Afterall i do intend to look you in the eye when meeting you in person. Balaclavas are also not an option

Public Service Announcement

...voluptuous does NOT mean a well rounded size 12!!! lol..it means a large full bodied woman with 42f boobs!. In my particular case..myself and Dawn French could be bookends lol. So more cushion for the pushin is the order of the day.

We thank you for taking the time

to read this announcement. lol

Big Licks

L&P xx