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pete1238
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Ceredigion
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About

I’m a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls & crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Kenyan refugees; I write award-winning operas and manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous & god-like trombone playing. I cycle up severe inclines with unflagging speed and I cook 30 min biscuits in 20 minutes. I am an expert in judo, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe & a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious ants.

I play bluegrass cello, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I am bored, I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I’m an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy underwear. I don't sweat. I’m a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.

I have appeared on ‘Through The keyhole’ and won the gold plaque. I run the 100m in seconds. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy.

I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room table and chair quartet that evening. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and my bills are all paid. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.

I have made extraordinary four course meals using only some vegetables and a George Foreman. I have won bullfights in Madrid, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka and chess competitions at the Kremlin.

Interests

Adult parties
Dogging
Erotic writing
Exhibitionism
Gang bangs
Group sex
Making videos
Masturbation
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Phone sex
Role play
Straight sex
Threesomes
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Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 150 miles