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OOOO steveg you really are an evil cat hater, biggrin Love the game - reached 1,391 ft so far. This is sooooo addictive.
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
You talk to much DI????? dunno NEVER :evil2: :evil2:
Thanks again for a truely great night and all the lovely things you said to me and Bustylady it meant the world to us passionkiss
Love Mollers & Bustylady ( the forgetfull one rolleyes ) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Only said the nice stuff cause your such a lovely couple (now where did I put my hat) lol :lol:
HAT!!!! you keep your hat just where it is, please :lol: people will start wondering!!
Kisses galore for a brill night xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
As most people are saying, it was great to put faces to names and to catch up with others.
Nice snogging all those lovely people too, mmmmmmmmmmm can we do it again tonight???? biggrin :D :D :D :D
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Who is the big drinker at these munches then? :cheers:

innocent
lol
Noel
What or who ever gave you the idea we drink at munches?????????
Munches are social gatherings in a vanilla setting, so people to get to know each other, very little or no drinking takes place at all :lol:
Well buggar me (not literally), I thought you lot were a bunch of pi**heads :twisted: an dI was going to take great delight in joining you, better stay on halves then :cry:
PS Soooooo looking forward to meeting you lovely crazy bunch of people
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I see that you have already started on your beers drinkies :laughabove: or have you changed your name to "an di" ???or is it just that you are sooooo nervous about meeting the rest of us :crazy:
Love your sweetypie Mollers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Whoops, do you think Polly meant me? Cause I am definately going to take great delight in meeting you all wink
OOPS flipping typos, you'd never think that I type most of the day!!
Di of course it can mean you, I wouldn't want you to miss out :lol:
OOOOOO I am soooooooo excited xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Quote by Sarah
Who is the big drinker at these munches then? :cheers:

innocent
lol
Noel
What or who ever gave you the idea we drink at munches?????????
Munches are social gatherings in a vanilla setting, so people to get to know each other, very little or no drinking takes place at all :lol:
Well buggar me (not literally), I thought you lot were a bunch of pi**heads :twisted: an dI was going to take great delight in joining you, better stay on halves then :cry:
PS Soooooo looking forward to meeting you lovely crazy bunch of people
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OOOOOOOOOOO, DON'T MENTION THIS WEEKEND TO ME mad
BOYFRIEND HAS HAD TO WORK SO WON'T GET TO SEE HIM 'TIL SUNDAY :cry:
BUT THEN WE ARE GOING TO SEE BILLY IDOL - WOOHOO, YIPPEE.
BUT NOT BEFORE WE HAVE HAD A BIT OF FUN wink :shock: biggrin
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OMG - HOW TRUE, HOW TRUE
NOW I HAVE VISIONS OF PLC WITH A SHAVING RASH, BAD BREATH AND SUFFERING FROM FLATULENCE - NOT PRETTY lol
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Quote by blonde
I found a mouse wuuurrrr ....... thuuurrrr on the stuuuurrrrs, thuuuurrr on the stuuurrrrs right thuuuurrrr ! ............... Is steveg_nw kiss
This will only make sense to those in the know ................ but this song will never be the same to me again !! ever !!
DJCouple ...................... thanx Dave :giggle:
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OOOOO Blonde you naughty naughty :twisted: :evil2: :twisted: :evil2: young lady you were RIP The lovely Blonde worship
I just heard this song on the radio coming home from work and i was sat in my car singing along, to this version and wetting myself, i think my work mate had thought i had gone crackers loon :silly: i will never be able to hear the original version again without singing this one :crazy:
I would also like to thank djcouple for embedding this on mine and Polly40's memory (some may ask what memory dunno ) for ever poke :loon: cheers matey........
I know ................... I smile every time I think of it !
Steveg ........ u sexy little wuuuuurrrrwolf ! :kiss:
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OMG - YOU LOT ARE IN SOOOO MUCH TROUBLE LOL.
Steveg I renounce all knowledge of this smile wimp that I am
anyway, back to the thread
"Burning ring of fire" reminds me of Mollman, better still "diirrty - Christina Aguilera lol
for the North West Posse and others I have met from SH, there is only one that springs to mind :-
Shiny, Happy People - REM
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Quote by blonde
I found a mouse wuuurrrr ....... thuuurrrr on the stuuuurrrrs, thuuuurrr on the stuuurrrrs right thuuuurrrr ! ............... Is steveg_nw kiss
This will only make sense to those in the know ................ but this song will never be the same to me again !! ever !!
DJCouple ...................... thanx Dave :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

OOOOO Blonde you naughty naughty :twisted: :evil2: :twisted: :evil2: young lady you were RIP The lovely Blonde worship
I just heard this song on the radio coming home from work and i was sat in my car singing along, to this version and wetting myself, i think my work mate had thought i had gone crackers loon :silly: i will never be able to hear the original version again without singing this one :crazy:
I would also like to thank djcouple for embedding this on mine and Polly40's memory (some may ask what memory dunno ) for ever poke :loon: cheers matey........
I know ................... I smile every time I think of it !
Steveg ........ u sexy little wuuuuurrrrwolf ! :kiss:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

OMG - YOU LOT ARE IN SOOOO MUCH TROUBLE LOL.
Steveg I renounce all knowledge of this smile wimp that I am
anyway, back to the thread
"Burning ring of fire" reminds me of Mollman, better still "diirrty - Christina Aguilera lol
for the North West Posse and others I have met from SH, there is only one that springs to mind :-
Shiny, Happy People - REM
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OOOOOO I would cast a spell of 10 slaps every hour on my ex - they would have to be administered by all the family members (who would be wearing invisible cloaks) he seems to have forgotten exist. I hope it hurts :twisted: :twisted: evil :twisted: :evil:
Sorry - I went into a trance then
Nice on Equi
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:rose: kiss :rose:
Thanks for all the replies, I feel the same way as most of you, it depends on the situation e.g group sex on a bed hump, I'm all for a good romp, plus when meeting another couple I feel there needs to be a hint of "phwar I want to get you into bed".
So I am normal - ish. :happy:
Thanx again you lovely lot passionkiss
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Quote by Tiger_25
There are a lot of men like this, but likewise there are a lot of women like this too.
I don't understand your problem though - surely no one is forcing you to sleep with someone you're not attracted to?

I don't have a problem and No I am not being forced to sleep with someone I'm not attracted to, it was just a general question about scruples.
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Is it just me or do alot of blokes not have any scruples when it comes to having sex?
A bloke once told me that a shag is a shag and he isn't bothered what the woman looks like, i.e he doesn't have to find her attractive as long as he gets a shag.
I have to feel attracted to the person I am about to shag or I can't do it, am I abnormal or too damn picky????
Help
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Quote by Baggy Boy
More trivia:
did you know that porcupines masturbate by holding a stick between their legs and rubbing their genitals against it.

Really sounds very similar to woman using a vibrator :P I wonder what their version of a rabbit is??? mmmmmmmmmm Sticky one this!
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Def agree with the kids one :twisted:
Body odour is another - ewwww the smell of sweat and bad breath :silly:
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Swinging was a term made up to acknowledge those who "wife swap" - two couples who swap partners for extra-marital pleasure and to fulfil sexual fantasy. That is absolute fact.
All i'm saying, and this is ALL i'm saying, is that the term "Swingers", applies to couples who wife swap. That is what its always been. Thats the fact!
Hang on a mo!!!!! if wife swap comes into it that means us couples who are not married aren't swnigers either!!!
God I am so confused -- -Anyone want a shag???? :P
Totally understand where you are coming from biggrin
Sometimes it is easier for singles to meet others in this way, maybe they are shy or unable to trawl the town centre pubs, due to lack of funding etc. Whichever way people meet and however it is perceived, either "swinging" or "tarting" or just getting a shag, who cares as long as they are safe and not hurting others
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CONGRATULATIONS
:happy: :rose: :cheers: :giggle: :smile2: :wave2: :smug:
LOVE FROM BUSTYLADY40 AND MOLLMAN XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
My apologies Angel - i got the impression you were older :shock: Teach me to ask first won't it!!!!!!
Anyway - you have been kicked out the OAP club now - lol
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGEL
GLAD YOU'VE HAD A GOOD DAY, HAVE AN EVEN BETTER NIGHT
WELCOME TO THE OAP CLUB - STUFF THE OTHERS biggrin
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Quote by mollman
Just to confirm I have the night off work, so I will be there! biggrin
Mollers, after you're cheek the other night......be afraid, be very afraid! :twisted:
Sugs hun, can you pm directions, I think I remember them, but just in case. At least this time I won't drive up and down the same road 6 times! lol
Oooo Congratulations and Happy Anniversary too, btw!

Ooooo looks like some lovely, sweet, ladies just can't take a bit of leg pulling rolleyes ...... ah well at least i might have the lovely and very very sexy Busty to help me out
here worship :worship:
P.S. Busty Don't forget who is taking you on sat sweety huns passionkiss innocent
Dear Mollers - As much as I love you, I'm really not sure if I will be able to help you out - :roll: You have been very cheeky to some nice people including the Lady of the hour. I promise I won't let them hurt you but then again I might just bring my crop evil
PS - Don't forget who can get you evicted off the list -AGAIN - Darling :lol: :happy: smackbottom
PPS looking forward to Saturday Sugs, :smile2: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Yup we are deffo coming - in more ways than one - I hope!!!! 69position
Looking forward to it - See you there
Love Bustylady and Mollers xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :inlove:
:happy: WOOHOO, does this mean I can wear a hat??? nothing else mind :eeek:
Sounds like it is going to be a great night - really looking forward to being there :thrilled:
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Quote by equi-princess
I checked the car carefully in the light of day this morning..................
Can i find the spider???????........... No..........
I know its there in the car... just waiting for its chance to drop from the sunroof or wherever its hiding....... the inevitable meeting between arachnid and terrified human won't be pretty....
equi-princess xxx
p.s. the thought of being stalked by a spider is enough to stop my heart from beating.....

Equi, hun
I'm with you all the way - I hate spiders but have learnt to catch and release them in a humane way, unless they are too big, then the brother in law comes in very useful - shall I send him down your way????? biggrin Good luck with your arachnid hunt - let us know if you find the buggar and how slowly it died lol
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OOOO might just have to sign up - had a phone cal this morning, some yank offering to tell me how good their telecom company is - I said "Not interested", but They carried on, so I hung up. Worse thing was it was 10am on a Saturday, I was out last night and I had one hell of a hangover. Do these people not understand that some people might just need a lie in!!!!!!! lol
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Quote by sugarspice-nw
Of course you can come polly but pete said thought you always cum pmsl
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Really!!!! I will def cum that night - if only to see Pete, lol
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:shock: 25 YEARS OF WEDDED BLISS? OMG.
Many premature congratulations - but we would like to actually congratulate you on party night.
Pleassssssssssse may we come worship :worship: passionkiss
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surprised WOW, What a fantastic day - even though we all got soaked lol Who cares, everyone seemed to enjoy themselves biggrin Steveg - your face on Oblivion is imprinted in our minds forever :shock: Blonde - I've never seen someone dragged INTO a bath before (for those who weren't there, the flume) :giveup: Mr DJcouple - have you dried out yet :crazy: Mr PLC - you are now called Mr Nemesis :silly: MrsPLC - Very intelligent innocent (she stayed off the wet rides).
Mollman and I would like to thank you all for coming, it was brill passionkiss :cheers:
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PS - where are we going next????????
I'm a chicken and will not be going on the big rides!!!! You will find me ont he cup and saucers lol
I'm getting all excited wink
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Quote by icklesausage
PERFECT REMEDY - GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO THE IRONING FOR YOU biggrin
My sister regularly offers to do mine for me (sucker) She seems to like ironing rolleyes and who am I to say "no"???
If I do do it myself, yes, I iron t. towels, towels, sheets etc, but not socks or underwear, daughter does those lol
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have to agree, although dont have relatives that generous and i hate ironing, if i ever win the lottery i will go bankrupt through paying for ironing services.c :lol: :lol:
If you win the lottery, give me a call, I won't charge much, just board and lodgings with the occasional shag and bj, damn I'll do anyones ironing for a shag or bj, lol
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PERFECT REMEDY - GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO THE IRONING FOR YOU biggrin
My sister regularly offers to do mine for me (sucker) She seems to like ironing rolleyes and who am I to say "no"???
If I do do it myself, yes, I iron t. towels, towels, sheets etc, but not socks or underwear, daughter does those lol
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