I am a normal healthy guy who just happens to love loads of sexy fun. Unlike some on here I do turn up, and am totally reliable. I like to play with singles, couples, groups - so invite me to something..anything..... lol

I am very safety conscious, and will walk away from unsafe fun. As I say I am totally reliable, honest and upfront.

So if it's an experienced, well mannered, clean, safe, imaginative, horny playmate with a sense of humour that you are looking for then you have found the right profile.

Some wonderful things I know:-

How to shower.

How to use the telephone.

The importance of actually turning up!

How easy it is to reply to messages - even if its just to say "thanks but no thanks".

Surely I cant be the only one?

If I do write to you and for any reason you are not interested then please drop me a line - I promise not to be offended, and it will stop me from emailing you in the future.