How long is a piece of string?.....twice half it's length. So how long is my dick,I mean were do start to measure from?underneath,on top,from the crack of your arse,tell me...is there a euro standard that we don't know about? were do you ladies stick the tape measure when you measure your old mans todger? answers please....oh yes how do you get those smilie things on to your message?
Is there anyone out there??..in herefordshire that is,we seem to be a little thin on the ground in this area,or is it my ad? any way if you are out there what about sending me an e-mail (if this site will let me show it) how the hell do you get those smilie things on to this message (you don't have to a hereford swinger to answer that lol) so come on prove me wrong
question......I guess most of you have seen that ad on TV for magnet kitchens when a couple give 'magnet a kitchen object' to reflect there life style , ,and then they come up with the prefect kitchen for them,what type of kitchen would they come up with if you slapped a 12" dildo on the table ?