Ok - well truth is that like a lot of guys, im desperatly short of sexual gratification because i never ever get any!!! (Well ok - only a bit)! Maybe its because im 5ft 6" and slightly overweight and just plain ugly - who knows! Maybe Its my sense of humour but you'll have to be the judge of that! Maybe i am only joking here and could be the old, overweight, short stud muffin your looking for - once again you'l have to be the judge of that too! Maybe you'll read between the lines and get in touch which is all i can ask. Have fun everyone.

PS - pics are here so just ask me.

Rich - XXXXX