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rimscar1
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rimscar1
Warming the Bed
Well karma is finally paying us back, the planets have aligned and we finally get to go out to VA again Saturday 20th.
We're normally one of the first in the Jacuzzi, as hubby likes to get in a few lengths before it get busy... rotflmao
Looking to soft play so don't be shy ;)
Hope to see you there!
best T&D
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as long as the baby sitter doesn't cry off, we'll be there tonight.
we're usually first in the tub looking for mutual fun smile
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We'll be there, usually first in the hot tub, looking for soft swap, fondling and frolics!! smile
And the second time in as many months--we must have pleased the gods...
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you'll know it's us, when we go we're usually the first in the jacuzzi, doing some laps smile
i wonder if they've repaired those jets yet?
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fairly busy there, even though it horsed it down with rain.
enjoyable night even though we had to leave early for the kids, but having said that some people need to be a little more aware of personal volume and levels of swearing.
saying "fuck" every other word is not even remotely attractive....
And we had the jacuzzi to ourselves for ages smile :) :)
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Holy crap i think the planets may have finally aligned, thus allowing us out of the house..!
Hope we can make it smile
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well now, isn't that an intriguing prospect smile
All these lovely people going to VA whilst we're stuck at home sad
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any bloody weekend would do us--just can't get out...
Planetary alignment is just not happening for us at the moment sad
ARGHHHHHHHHH!!
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The thought we had regarding the wordless intimacy would be very easy to implement.
Essentially they just do as that place down near Heathrow and have little wooden, reversible hanging signs in the smaller areas--one side says "please join us" the other side says "could you leave us alone for 5 minutes ;) ". We'd love that smile :)
The larger open plan areas, particularly opposite the jacuzzi, can feel quite fenced off with couples not going anywhere near each other--perhaps we'll try a different area next time rotflmao
right, back to work...
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Counting down the days until we can go again--been 4 times and we're always first in the jacuzzi as i like to get a couple of lengths in....fnar fnar :twisted:
We've been to Libs many a time, but VAs is now closer, although it's easily missed if you're not paying attention to the road...
Two things we found and these are our opinions:
1) once they started enforcing the closing of the upstairs rooms off at Libs we stopped going--we hate queuing and saw it as a bit selfish hogging an entire room--it would only take 4 couples to effectively close off half the venue! We know the reasons, whys and wherefores but if we wanted privacy we'd have gone back to the hotel....
2) conversely, on the times we've been, VA appears to have less of a quiet, touchy feely atmoshphere. By this we mean we don't necessarily like to socialise beforehand, but we do like wordless flesh on flesh action which because of the "upstairs orgy room" (as we called it at LIbs--basically two beds together), it felt more like a hedonistic roman orgy--something we always preferred. Unfortunately we've found that VA is a bit more segregated, and unless ypou actually talk to people before hand wordless invitations are a bit thin on the ground....
We like the accidental touching, the wandering hands, the strategic manouvering--that's just how we like it! However we 've found we end up playing a lot more by ourselves at VA than we ever did at Libs smile
But in saying that we can't wait to go back, just have to get stocktakes and training courses out the way first... sad
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we're out and about tomorrow with camera; if we can find a quiet spot!
all the old haunts are now either gay spots or overrun with dickheads!
would appreciate suggestions from other couples smile
stay safe
T&D
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Woo hoo the planets have finally aligned and we can go!!!
We're easy to spot, we're very bashful but always first in the jacuzzi swimming lengths!!!
We may not talk a lot but we sure like being played with.... :twisted:
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goddamit, missing out again...!!!! sad
wish those planets would align again soon smile
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Quote by Veronicaandcima
Hopefully we'll finally be able to go, as the planets seemed to have aligned this weekend!
Last club we went to Was Libs waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in August--we've probably forgotten how sex works!

oooh, let us know if you want to meet for a drink
Heh heh, we'll be easy to spot, we'll be the quiet ones in the corner, people watching smile
Also from appreciating your great profile and piccies we're probably a little bit further down the playful path than you guys want to be.
Although we save the ultimate for each other we do like to go off-piste and appreciate how other people explore our mountains :)
No, i have absolutely no idea where that analogy was going either...
Just got to get a supremely shitty friday out of the way, and then woo hoo, see you out there.
Stay safe all
D&T
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Hopefully we'll finally be able to go, as the planets seemed to have aligned this weekend!
Last club we went to Was Libs waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in August--we've probably forgotten how sex works!
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and sod's law says that we couldn't go because her cold didn't clear!
have you written a review yet? wink
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hopefully we'll be going (~instead of the usual oce in a blue moon trip to Libs!).
that is if she can shift the lovely cold she's sporting....
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<<Bumpity bump>>
Still no news/views/reviews...?
We're quite keen to go to this one as it's closer than Libs, but as we only get one night off every 6 months it would be a little aggravating to turn up and find it's either still a building site or there's only 3 people there---and then wishing we'd gone up to the usual Lutterworth!! smile
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did anyone go to the opener, and if so can we get a match report? smile
we usually go to Libs too, but this one is closer, and as we need to plan well in advance not having up to date web calendars is a little infuriating (@ John, Libs....)
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funnily enough we had our first webcam experience last night, and we have to say most blokes were very polite and respectful, and we perfromed for them and would have them back---you reap what you sow and all that.
nonetheless there were a couple of blokes who thought it perfectly ok, yet completely unsolicited, to keep directing my "slut"..... mad
although these people were ignored, it was a bit awkward telling them to STFU, and we didn`t want to boot them (without warning) off 'cos we're not rude (and we follow the CR rules!).
even i don`t call my wife names, and she doesn`t ever ask for it, so for morons to assume it's ok is just bad-mannered and indicative of their mental quotient.
personally i`d stab anyone with a blunt spoon if they said that about her or to her face.
indeed, i always prefer the female who knows what she wants and has the wherewithal to get it, and i`d love women to be the bread earners or in charge so i can sit on my fat arse browsing porn..... biggrin
to me you could be black, orange, lesbian, martian, wooden legged or all of the above---i`m only prejudiced against twats, scroungers, leeches and people that cause my family a burden. If you don`t do that then you`re ok in my book.
now i`m going to 'fone the wife and tell her to make me a pie or knit me a sweater---yeah she knows her place.... :twisted: :shock: :D
or i would do but i`m polite, good mannered and chivalrous, facilitating her right to live as much as mine.
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heh heh, perhaps omnipresent was the wrong word, but thou dost come across as a dogging god, small g, in the nicest possible way--ie somebody who has been around since it's creation! biggrin
perhaps ubiquitous or seasoned traveller would have been more appropriate! lol
must say though that the laser targetting and night vision goggles could be a bit scary...lets just hope your wallet, given your examples, can`t stretch to one of those bomb disposal robots with a camera that can peer over car doors..........
now that really would be professional observating (oh, i`m a chav i just made up a word!)
:D :D
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we`re beginning to think that this is yet another boat we`ve missed...!!!
just as we`re getting around to freeing up time and "checking out" places, we see posts by the veterans highlighting the death knell of our new found interest!!!
unfortunately, and on the advice of the mysterious yet omnipresent Jomu (we`ve never met, so we can only thank him from messages!), we did go for a recon at a suggested spot but found it to be a one-way car-park with every chance of getting blocked in--now i`m reasonably big with a psycho attitude should there be an issue, but i`d rather not risk our new car in any "incidents"..... biggrin
we`re going to keep looking for those secret places that only the deserving and virtuous know about--if that's not a paradox! :D
and we` were going to go out next friday day time too.... rolleyes
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Whilst we like a good 'ol browse through the gallery, we got to wondering what people think is the best type of picture in there.
We ask this because we must be getting a bit jaded about the endless shots of willies, bjs or bum shots that after a while all tend to look the same (well, unless somebody is blessed/cursed with something special!).
Funnily enough, we accidentally posted a private gallery pic of an unusual "act" that surprisingly generated three times the amount of viewings that any of the other shots got, which admittedly now seem to be what we think of as "run of the mill".....
So what do you think, what do you think are the best pics in the gallery, and what do you think Moderators and members) about an "award" for those voted best?
Could we be on the look out for more "interesting" shots on profiles/ads? biggrin
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ha, watched kinky boots last night--great british feel good film..............it even made me want to be a drag queen..........!!!!!! biggrin :shock: or an arm wrestler
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