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robbiem
1 day ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Fenny Compton

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Quote by Jas-Tim
I may be getting a little paranoid here BUT do most people go by JUST looks alone?
What chance dose a person who is stocky/well built (and i dont mean down below!) have against a person who shows a six pack or well toned?
Some people cannot have a six pack /toned body what ever they do to try and change things
Am i being Paranoid about this?

No not paranoid at all - looks are all important, I know Polo said so and she's always right - she said so.
lol :lol: :lol:
Seriously though it depends on the individuals doing the looking, different people like different things, you just have to be patient.
Cock looks are important to me - I'd rather have a handsome cock with an average face than a handsome face with an average cock any day of the week.
Oh and you are highly unlikely to get a sympathy shag either.
Jas
XXX
Ty Jas for the words
and i def am not looking for a sympathy shag either
feeling the nerves now as My first social gets nearer to
Just have these thought going through my head
Will people talk to me?
I certanly dont want to look out of place but am a shy person naturally and find it hard to strike up a conversation with new people
Yes easier here as you arnt looking into peoples faces and seeing them start to move away from you
Any tips would be appreciated
I may be getting a little paranoid here BUT do most people go by JUST looks alone?
What chance dose a person who is stocky/well built (and i dont mean down below!) have against a person who shows a six pack or well toned?
Some people cannot have a six pack /toned body what ever they do to try and change things
Am i being Paranoid about this?
Quote by Darkfire

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the men in white coats will be along shortly :giggle:
Robbie, you dont have to dress up, a tux isnt necessary and its too late now to be panicking over it :thumbup:
Thank yo Dark
Panic hasnt set in YET almost tho !!!!
still might make it tho
now then wolverhamptons on tonight best start to look at the form !!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by earthchild
my mam has just strapped me into my new corset yay!!
i cant sit eat or breathe but am sure i can fit alcohol in if i try hard enough lol
Earthy xx

Good to see you have your priorities right Earthy, alcohol ahead of breathing biggrin
I bet you look fabulous in it :D
Regards
Harry Jones
you will see soon enough honey lol
Earthy xx
Earthy
what ever you were you will be stunning i have no doubt in that
Just been to see about a tux (horror at prices)
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it ok to get a little excited now please?
:happy: :cheers: :bounce:
Is it ok to get a little excited now please?
:happy: :cheers: :bounce:
Quote by Chaotic_Spirit
ok, i might be struggling now to do the after's party and the actually do, as im struggling to get a lift there and back. Was going to stop over in a hotel so i could get a train or bus back in the morning, but lack of money indicates that isn't going to happen.
will keep you updated, hopefully i will find someone willing to give a bit of chairty!

Chaotic
if you are stuck for a lift to a hotel i am free to pick you up if you like
traveling up alone so no problem
please let me know
Quote by Devon1
Oooooooh boots biggrin
Here's a small sample of skimpy's boot collection :D


now, if the bottom pair was in black.....
Oh you would start rolleyes lol
She has got them in black as well :roll: but they are in suede
You should have seen the black ones in the pics here Essex, skimpy wore them at Bristol :D
Have to agree with Essex there BLACK would be perfection on any lady
Quote by Abilene
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lol
Sparky da-di-da
bolt

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I won't let on :lol:
Am I missing something?? What are all the dots and dashes .... or is it just my damn screen that is showing a bunch of morse code in the above quote??
Abi
Me think some one is trying to rxtract something hun
Well i must be bloody lucky to have my mum still here
fortunate enough to have beaten the dreaded word wont say it superstioucs(and cant spell !!!!!) twice but lost my Dad 14 years ago to the dreaded thing
Will agree that it dose get a little easier never better
My mm is the only person to call me by my full name and i mean FULL
Our mum's are all of our best friends and if we are all honest
WE LOVE THEM
Quote by sexkittenhfx
Right, this whole outfit thing confused !
Neither me or the missus do girly, so trousers are deffo the order of the day. We both plan on wearing smart trousers and shirts (NOT blouses lol ) and although we are aware that the Decadence and Debauchery is only a theme, we would like to state that we will be found in 'Underdressed Corner' (sic) should anyone else who doesn't look like Ginger Rogers or Fred Astaire care to come and join us biggrin :D :lol: :D :D

That'll be me then wave :lol:
time's running out and i have no dress - even if I 'did' dresses :giggle:
I am sure you will find something suitably fabulous hun, however, we will keep a seat warm for you just in case wink
can you keep a seat warm for me too please hun?
as it looks like i will be wearing jeans and that means im in for a spanking off earthy my twin.....so i might need a comfy seat :lol:

Sexlittenhfx
It would be an honour neigh a pure privalidge to keep you a comfy seat warm for you at the party
smile
Really looking forward to your party Dark
just checking that i am on the list !!!!
robbie
x
All about
Right Place
Right Time
which in my case is bloody unusual
usually wrong time right place
wrong day
The list is endless !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark
Well done hun
congratulations what a perfect start to your week
Sounds fantastic Dark
Marcuso beet me again !!!!!!!!!!!! may i be no 2 please Dark?
Robbie
Martin/Robert
Please may i have an invite to your social
Am in the middle of the Uk so London is only an hour away
many thanks
Robbie
Poor Abi
well it sounds like your hosts were fantastic
Hope you feel better now tho
Sorry Abi
total mis read of the post
My first social WOO HOO cant wait
very impressed Dawnie
hope to learn how to do that one day !!!!
Really looking forward to meeting you all
Tux is ordered
Manolishi wrote:
Abilene wrote:
Oooooo I am sooooo excited. In seven days I will be driving north, feeling the breeze in my hair, the vibrations of the road under me and the anticipation of getting stuck in traffic ahead of me.
Not sure if Abi needs the M6 but if so allow good time its mad on there.
Cant understand why Abi needs the M6?
Unless she has a detour the M1 is better
Abi please PM me
Robbie
now there is a thought Dark
body massarge and oils
ok girls form an orderly que
whos first !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well judging by the dresses on show there will be some Beautiful and stunning ladies at Darks Birthday party
Wonder what Dark is wearing?
so it look like there will be some guys in tuxs
glad i mentioned it
looking forward to meeting you all
The pre party drinks coulfd be very interesting
well i hope i wont be the only one dressed in a tux
dont want to look a pillock on my first social
hope that help
Just to let people know that i have space for 3 people if anyone would like a life to Darks Party
I will be comming from the M1 j16 (Northampton) so if anyone would like a lift please PM me
Robbie
Dark i didnt expect you to publish details on thread
thats fine hun no problem