Is anyone planning a visit to Hamshaws in the near future.... I did call in last Sunday evening at about 7 but the car park was deserted so I came away assuming it would only be the staff and me !!! It would be good to meet up with a group to make it worthwhile esp when it gets warmer in a few weeks.
Rupe
after several visits I will agree its very quiet, but not seen any plods for months....maybe all they want to do is catch those that deposit dead cars.
been wondering the same thing myself..........maybe he is circumnavigating the world looking for new dogging sites.........or maybe he is moving amongst us under a different name :shock:
:shock: dont you just hate all the red tape..........
TRAFFIC NEWS ........ severe traffic congestion in all directions at the lane mentioned in message above........boy racers, undercover press are thought to be resposible (oh and the wife as well) :shock:
I am becoming used to Plod turning up and giving me the third degree around my local hotspots, infact I think I am being stalked by my very own Plod who has been told to keep an eye on my nocturnal activities. However, things have taken a turn tonight which is even more alarming !!
I was minding my own business admiring the 'several views' tonight at a renowned beauty spot where some depressed souls unfortunately come to toss themseves off (literally) when a large 4 by 4 pulls up. Out jumps a guy looking official wearing a flourescent jacket and waving a torch. Not surprisingly the 'action' that had been under observation quickly stopped. But worse than that. I was the object for the torch beam to fully illuminate. 'Good evening Sir' came from the area of the torch. 'are you ok?' 'we noticed you were sitting in your car alone' and there followed a ten minute chat asking as to my health and my reasons for being there ( I could hardly say I was hoping to toss myself off, he may have misunderstood) How many other members have been questioned by a CHAPLAIN at 1,00am in the morning.....no wonder its called Swingheaven
dont worry Ben, everthing is under control. I have already emailed Hugh Jorgen Inc the well known Californian entrepreneur. Anxiously awaiting a reply.
ahem.........Bens gone quiet......maybe he is washing it.
......looks like an out break of knobs on here....
....blow your nose Ben......you will go deaf if you sniff
...you are right Maia.........how do we know its his and not a case of cock theft.
are you a couple .....? or not :shock:
.........paws for thought........do fleas do it doggie style ????
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...........thats the car park thats busy now you have mentioned it......not me.!!!!!
