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13 Oct 2004

you are right dirtydogger..........think Davon has hit on a new code for doggers to identify each other.....alter a letter, as he did the g in gogging, and that way we would all speak like the french policeman in 'allo allo'........that should fool the cops and boy racers !!!!! lol

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13 Oct 2004

well if Gogging fails you could always try wOnking I suppose........ lol

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8 Oct 2004

I like happy endings..........cup of tea anyone ?

8 Oct 2004

this breakfast serial is getting interesting............lets hope for a happy ending and it doesnt make Mal croissant .... lol

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8 Oct 2004

dunno about you Mal, but the first thing I do after an evening on the nectar is to stop the tongue feeling like the bottom of a bird cage lol

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8 Oct 2004

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6 Oct 2004

with all these people coming.......I hope somebody rmembers to bring a box of kleenexe lol

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30 Sep 2004

well thats messed up those sites for a few weeks............. banghead

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21 Sep 2004

I got to agree with you Samposteve........there are loads of good places around in Sussex, especially if you are patient and polite. Its a shame Chichester is the other end of the county for me but if sussexlovers would like to pm me.......... lol

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18 Sep 2004

you know.........I am always in two minds as whether to use metric or imperial in circumstances like this........guess 27cm would frighten the hell out of most people tho :shock:

10 Sep 2004

I can assure you I am carrying everything very tightly with two hands and avoiding jsing lifts anywhere for the next few days........just in case !!!! :shock:

26 Jul 2004

would just like to put my penny worth in here.............I have met them and yes they are a nice genuine couple, they do like the outdoors.....esp. when its warmer, what they dont like is being swamped by the mob at the usual site outside of town. ... happy hunting kimnken.
Rupert bare cool

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16 Jul 2004

hi Miss Rabbit,
Sent you a pm..............hope you have it ......must catch up some time cool

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Rupert

15 Jun 2004

errr.............would the banana have to be organic lol

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15 Jun 2004

errr. ..... are you questioning the authenticity and ownership of the legs ? Is that what you mean Mal ? I cant see an Adams apple !!!!!

15 Jun 2004

yes, the text messaged instant 'herd' is all too prevalent on the south coast as well Jomu.......a sniff of any couple if found by a patrol gets surrounded in minutes and / or even gets tracked to a quieter location.............a bit like the cavalry turning up !!!! if these guys thought with there brain instead of there 'dicks' they could be dangerous.

14 Jun 2004

Not only has the 'herd' instinct taken over and been frightening off couples, we also have to contend with some very 'verbally outspoken' guys who think they have a privelidged parking space, closer, nearer and in pole position when the couples do turn up. I had no idea until this summer that a seniority for watching etc. was based on how many previous years experience I have......atleast that is how I understood the theme to an irrate conversation once I had edited out all his expletives....... surprised

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4 Mar 2004

errr... you dont read the Sun newspaper by any chance do you Eddie ?

7 Jan 2004

this may surprise you all, but about five years ago I knew of a club that was mainly for masterbationist enthusiasts........only trouble is it was in Orlando Florida. I will search the web and see if I can find it for you all. Havent we got one of our own at Club Rub !!!!

17 Dec 2003

Are there any couples or horny peeps wanting to meet up any evening at Shooters Bottom or Crowlink Car park nr. Eastbourne this week..... email a reply.

12 Dec 2003

I think I saw one the other windy day..... but I think she moved north lol

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