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rutter5
1 day ago
Straight Male, 50
0 miles · Edinburgh

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HI folks. I saw this one a while back which made me chuckle. It was on the number plate of an old VW camper van. It read," Jesus loves me................everyone else just thinks that I'm a c*&t."
Well, I wonder if anyone in the A&E waiting room wondered why she wouldn't answer her mobile. More importantly why she wouldn't switch it off, now that she was in the hospital.
I found this for anyone who is a little fascinated in using their own mobile. But please be careful accidents can be embarrassing. rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Hope it comes with a decent spam filter and pop-up blocker.
Hi, unfortunately I'm no expert with computers but you may have a virus on your computer. I once had a similar experiance with mine where the computer on the whole appears to function normally but would now and again do odd things.
The one thing that was out of the ordinary was the update for Norton Security would not connect to the server. When you did try to do a system scan everything seemed to work but the scan ran unusually quikly and would never find anything.
I gave my computer to an expert friend to look at. He came back and told me it was riddled, but had sorted it. Apparently this virus would disable your security programs without being obvious. Words like 'update' would cause it to do strange things.
Try running a scan with your security program and see whether it runs unusually quickly, and whether you can connect to your update server.
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No mate, I don't think that you scored with a "post op" as you put it, but I think that she certainly had scored, (if you could actually use the phrase) with a "pre pube".
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Hi I havn't posted on here much at all. I often prefer to observe or "listen" as it were, but I feel I have to say, "what an arse". Confidence has a huge amount of effect on someones self image whether someone is big or slim, but it sounds like you're probably the one eroding her confidence more than anything else. mad
Could you imagine the smell of burning rubber? What a put off.
OMG If you want to laugh and be horrified go to pictures on the web page and go thru the top ten. I'll never eat sushi again :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Hello folks, another newbie here. Enjoying the laughs and chat on this forum and hopefully getting to know you all a bit better through this site.
Sgt Bilko, I think you're right. I can't get past 334.3
Hello I'm a 30 year old male, very new to this site. In fact very new to computing and the interweb. So I will make my appologies in advance for any 'newbie' type errors that I may have made in this post. My computer skills are akin to playing the piano with boxing gloves on. So please be nice. biggrin
I live in Central Scotland and am looking for a woman to enjoy a wild sex filled few hours with. I am a 6'4", slim black(mixed) guy. I would say that in terms of good looks I am average, although it has been said to me that I look like Will Smith. Lol. I always refer these people on to spec-savers, there's one on every high street. I am clean, descreet and always respectful of others wishes. I love a bit of adventure as well as doing something that feels really bad. I also love giving oral.
I would love to meet up with someone who is up for a bit of mischief. Hopefully we could meet 10th. Unfortunately I cannot accomodate, but I have a car and am up for car fun/your place. I know I'm asking a lot on short notice, but I thought I'd give it a go.
So if you are interested I would absolutely love to hear from you. :lickface:
Thanks for reading and look forward to getting to know you all a bit better through this forum.