take false teeth out and gum a cock.

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I did say I would report back, so here it is.
I didn't go as was planned because of work commitments but today, I finally went and had it done.
The lady who did the waxing was great and made me feel very relaxed with small talk throughout the procedure, as well as explaining what she was doing.
So, I am now smoother than a smooth thing and the best thing, even though it was my forst waxing, it was relatively painless. I had just one or two "sttthhhhhhhhhhhhh" moments when I sucked in air through my teeth but that was when she waxed the most sensitive part, namely the sack! :shock:
It did feel a little strange pulling my butt cheeks apart for a complete stranger and I expected that to hurt, but it was absolutely pain free.
How could I describe waxing? It was just like having having a plaster pulled quickly off the skin but with a heavier feel to it.
All in all, I am well happy with the results and wish I had taken the plunge earlier.
All the best,
Bell

Quote by bell412
Well, I'm gonna go for it so thanks for the help and advice.
I have an appontment booked next Wednesday for a trial waxing to see if I have any adverse reactions to it. i.e, bruising, torn skin etc with an experienced practioner. (I had to take Cortisone for some months following an operation and one side effect is that it can thin the skin somewhat and yes, I have consulted my GP!)
the first wax will be on the belly, below the navel to start attacking the hair there. If all goes okay, we will move on to the closer to the cock phase, with the end result being full Hollywood.
It may go good, but it may turn to absolute hell within picoseconds.:shock:

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We are in the process of acquiring a 100 year old charming, 10 bed house with 15 acres and therefore believe it would make a great venue for a Swingers Bed and Breakfast, but would you agree?
Having visited Cornwall on many occasions there do not appear to be any swingers events there while on the forums we have found lots of people who would like to attend adult parties.
Secondly many swingers have to travel some distance to attend parties so are not able to drink because they are having to drive home after a party. Would you therefore benefit from having a comfortable bed to retire to, so that you can swing for a a long weekend, returning home re-vitalised?
While we cannot cater for children could you benefit from having somewhere nearby where your children could stay sharing the company of other children of their own age? We have discovered local children's activity camps nearby, where your kids can play, learn and grow in confidence.
What would you also say if you could enjoy the following?
views;
setting;
suites with sex swings;
with sauna and jacuzzi;
and nail bar;
dance classes;
shop;
stories and DVD porn and much more ...
Our dream is to create the best Swingers Bed and Breakfast and Club in the UK. What other facilities would you expect to have and want to enjoy in such a Bed and Breakfast venue? :swingingchair:

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mate sold 2000 pairs of wellies on ebay.
and all that money given to africa so where is our sand?

Quote by Staggerlee_BB
Seeing a van go by with "Snap-On tools" emplazoned all over the side.
Simple minds eh?
Also, on the road to Stafford (A518 if you happen to be in the area) there is a sign in a field that simply reads "Farmer's own seed". God knows how he covered the whole field - must me the healthy country life.