hello to all real people who read this.

first off... while we have pictures, we have not and will not post any here - sorry but we are protective of our privacy and with technology the way it is nowadays, we trust that that is understood.

we are a couple in certain senses of the word tho', because of distance - in that we live in different countries (essex for her / france for him) - we aren't together that often. it may not work for everyone but does for us.

pauline - thats her - is bi-sexual having long since walked through the door of the olde curiosity shoppe, voluptuous, tactile, warm and sensuous.

neil - thats him - can also be orally bi when the feelings are right. he's got blue eyes, is slim and owns all his own hair.

and... because of the fact that we're not always together, then we do play on a single basis too.

we are entirely normal - but, of course, we also like to share nocturnal adventures with others of a similar mind-set who are as discreet as we are.

needless to say, a phone call is vital from early connection... the time-wasters will never be weeded out - so, we just make it harder to be duped.

please drop by and say hello... and, if we sound interesting to you... then let us know, whizz us your normal e-address and we'll take it from there.

and... as a final comment, we do exactly what it says on the tin