Piggin hell... dont stare at that too long... wow!!!
Piggin hell... dont stare at that too long... wow!!!
Ok, you think that menthol is bad for the balloon knot... well read on.
As the name implies, I'm a chef. So one night not long after I had started as a chef, I came home and Marcy, my wife, was feeling rather frisky. So not to let her want anymore, I agreed to have a play with her. Things got all hot n bothered, I end up dong my wonders with my fingers... reaching out for that all important G spot. Im at it and shes really coming like a steam train. As usual, just after, she asks me to slip inside and give her a good seeing to. After giving her a good 'Hows Yer Father' i dismount.. and we cuddle. Suddenly, we both start to feel a REALLY hot sensations, a real burning sensation. We end up in the shower trying to cool off and im thinking what the hell is going on here!!
Anyway, after a few nights of the same thing re-occuring its left me really perplexed.
Then the next day, whilst at work and thinking of our connundrum, I realised whats been happening, as Im dipping my hands for the millionth time into a container of jalapeno peppers!!!