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20 Feb 2006

Quote by harry0
It's such a very abitrary and vague definition don't you think?

Dictionary definitions are precise. I personally prefer more 'off beat' explanations.
E.G. A Bachelor usually means a single man.
Where as I prefer:- A man who has failed in his duty to make some poor woman unhappy. rolleyes

Harry0
I like the euphamisms that the press used to use, eg "flamboyant" or "well-dressed" for gay or "tired & emotional" for drunk ;-)

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17 Feb 2006

Thanks guys for all the replies & advice - & a few chuckles as well.
I have tried Femidoms before - a bit like stuffing a Tescos carrier bag up there but definitely better than feeling like you've got an elastic band tied round it. I just can't imagine keeping a couple in my wallet just in case ;-) I think it's the taper thats the problem - maybe mine just tapers the wrong way rolleyes

I'm struggling to remember my schoolboy maths but they seem smaller than the Magnum XL but it's certainly worth a punt - thanks for the link.
As an aside, a lady friend of mind has 38DD assets & has a job which involves standing up all day (hairdresser). She gets really bad shoulder pain & has even contemplated reduction therapy. Not for me though !
Like I said, be careful what you wish for ...

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17 Feb 2006

Been lurking here a while & reading posts, but this is my first post. I'll try not to break too many rules wink

This is a *serious* question for all you w/e guys out there. You seem a friendly lot, so I know you won't wind me up *too* much smile

I have a real problem finding condoms that are a comfortable fit - more for girth than length. I'm currently trying Magnum XL but even they are a bit tight & it tends to ruin the whole experience for me.
Any suggestions as to brands & sources eg websites, etc would be very welcome. And no clever replies concerning surgery please rolleyes

This really is a case of "be careful what you wish for, it may come true".
Any thoughts guys ?
Ta
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