Shavencockfun's Forum Posts

28 Jan 2008

It's no coincidence that Tan has arranged the social on the same night as the Corgi registered gas fitters summer party. Which is also at exactly the same location ....
Guest are advised to bring the following items:
1. Fire Extinguisher
2. Gas Masks
3. Ear Plugs
... and some type of facility for finding handbags!
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19 Jan 2008

Stick down the Shaven and Earthy sil vous plait!
:twisted:
PS Earthy says its her birthday on the 8th and she expects presents :P

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10 Jan 2008

In no way do i consider myself to be an expert on such matters. Having baby soft skin i rarely have to trouble myself with such adolescent problems .. however over the years I have been fortunate enough to have picked up a tip or two.
Unfortunately most of these tips would be unlikely to work in the case of flan. Her ageing skin has suffered harshly at the hands of the elements and despite regular coatings of sperm it appears to be in a state of disrepair. A recent application to the listed buildings association was declined on the grounds of it being beyond economical repair ....
A quick visit to B&Q has revealed three possible solutions .... no more nails .. artex .. and polyfilla.
After reading through the instructions on each I am recommending a mixture of all three.
:-D
The Shaven One

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29 Apr 2007

I may well be able to make the odd hour or two on that evening ... :-)
That's of course if im welcome ...

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