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smallandnice
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
0 miles · Greater Manchester

About

OK OK LETS GET THIS STRAIGHT. ITS NOT CASUAL DATING (AS SUCH), ITS REGULAR MEETS WITH ONE WOMAN I AM LOOKING FOR. Thankyou.

Hello stranger, welcome aboard. Well what would you like to know? Are you really interested in my hobbies, surely not, what could you possibly want to know about train spotting and pigeon fancying? Nothing? Me neither lol but I am not knocking it, each to there own. Right then. Male. 42 (nearly) feeling 30 (ish) but tide and time catching up with the old grey hair but I will not use just for men, prefer the distinguished look. Fit largish body, as in rugby player build but not the good looking V body shape but also not on the overlarge side. I have a neck. I do enjoy a d*mn good natter, even better if its about that couple sat over there lol. Enjoy eating but more than that I enjoy the actual cooking. Outdoor person who hates sitting in "doing nothing" which includes all soaps and reality tv so if you want a gossip about them, kindly move along to the gangplank at the front of the boat. Goals are to stay alive as long as possible so I can spread confusion and misery and annoy alot of people. I am unique because I am. So there you go. Music, hobbies etc, do you really care? please just ask. Generally, I am looking (preferably but not exclusively) for a "mature" curvy long term friend.

Interests

Erotic writing
Exhibitionism
Making videos
Masturbation
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Phone sex
Role play
Straight sex
Threesomes
Voyeurism

Seeking

Female
Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 150 miles