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southukcouple
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
Bisexual Female, 63
UK
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Master of Sex
Thanks god for the early opening!!
Pint of Stella please!
Oh and a bag of crisps... feeling peckish
Pint of Stella please!
Oh and a bag of crisps... feeling peckish
Master of Sex
I don't think i have many odd habits (but i'm sure Debbie will say otherwise 
) but i know most of the time things have to be always put back in their place and it bugs me if they are not, like for instance when i get in the car my baccy tin, lighter and phone go in a cubby hole and a certain way so they don't rattle next to each other (yeah i know 
)
And being a hairy assed trucker like Sheddy i know where he is coming from when using public toilets, i do the same, i grab the handle where i think noone else would.
And i hate using the showers in the services when i know there has been a few hairy assed truckers in before me.
makaveli69 :2fingers: :lol:
) but i know most of the time things have to be always put back in their place and it bugs me if they are not, like for instance when i get in the car my baccy tin, lighter and phone go in a cubby hole and a certain way so they don't rattle next to each other (yeah i know )And being a hairy assed trucker like Sheddy i know where he is coming from when using public toilets, i do the same, i grab the handle where i think noone else would.
And i hate using the showers in the services when i know there has been a few hairy assed truckers in before me.
makaveli69 :2fingers: :lol:
Master of Sex
41 
:giveup:
I know i'm gonna be sat here all night if i don't stop
Just been making jigsaws online for the last half hour
:giveup:
:giveup:
I know i'm gonna be sat here all night if i don't stop
Just been making jigsaws online for the last half hour
:giveup:
Master of Sex
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Happy Birthday Ian
:drinkies: :drinkies:
Happy Birthday Ian
:drinkies: :drinkies: Master of Sex
Quote by Sarah
Roast lunch in now in the oven cooking........
So who would like to come round and why?
We would..... Cos we havn't got anything out of the freezer :lol:
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Quote by st3v3
Chat server 2 is playing up, one of the rooms has gone missing and its causing problems, until the problem is resolved keep refreshing (F5) and you will get in to either 1 or 3.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/863414.html#863414
Hope this helps
Master of Sex
Quote by nuttybird
Deffo face for me - or chest at least! - cant watch a guy wanking in an open room to be honest, maybe i am stranger than i think i am ! - some girls love it, i know, but for me it has to be face first (head down !)
xxxxxxxnuttybirdxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yea we know nutty.... We've seen your chest alot!
hwoar: 
:grin: :lickface: Master of Sex
Quote by H-x
His suit does seem to be an all-in-one ensemble.
Has anyone else wondered how he goes to the toilet?
H.x
Velcrove
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PMSL :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Love it!.. That's Christmas sorted for a few people this year
Linda
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Love it!.. That's Christmas sorted for a few people this year
Linda Master of Sex
Lou and Geoff:welcome: to the forums
Must agree with the others, great ad and pics :thumbup:
Might have to go and update ours again
Paul (i do most of the posting) and Debbie
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RogernDi and :welcome: Think most of the
have said hello already....a few more to go though
Have fun
Master of Sex
i second that... fantastic pics Kiss_Me :thumbup:
might have to get into the football spirit now
might have to get into the football spirit now
Master of Sex
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I know a guy down south who can get you one on the cheap
... its not me
Master of Sex
Welcome back you 2
Was wondering why the place was quiet
I was kinda scarred for life from that night :shock: :lol: :scared:
Was wondering why the place was quiet
Quote by RedHot
I was kinda thinking it was that night when Jon got his tits out on cam than you decided to take a break from SH :shock: :shock: :lol2:
I was kinda scarred for life from that night :shock: :lol: :scared:
Master of Sex
"I'm not against half-naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be..."
Benny Hill
Benny Hill
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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin
Master of Sex
Quote by Sassy-Seren
with women, its long dark freshly washed hair that runs over her shoulders and kinda curls at the ends,
Sassy pops her phone number into Dark's bag
For me, you can't beat a guy with a nice smile, cute butt and smelling like he's just got out of the shower :twisted: with girls, nicely fitted clothes not too revealing but clinging to her curves in all the right places, confidence and soft lips
:inlove:
oh yeah...........stockings too :twisted:
Slips phone number to both Dark and Sassy :whistling:
For us, not that we need anything to turn us on as we are always horny, but the warm weather makes us extra horny, sunbathing naked in the garden.
For me with other women its having sexy eyes, a cute ass and long hair.
gets turned on by women that smell good, dress sexy with a cute ass as well.
Master of Sex
Quote by davej
.....or tedious threads that just name song titles. :sleeping:
.... I heard that
Master of Sex
Hello 69swingers and mazanden and welcome to the forums
All a bunch of :silly: in here but we are harmless :grin:
69swingers and mazanden and welcome to the forumsAll a bunch of :silly:
in here but we are harmless :grin: Master of Sex
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Just wondering when we get to the first live death on tv ????
I would have paid money to see someone drown that Shazam, Shabah or whatever his stupid name was! He got on my tits and I don't even watch the goddam programme !
Was Shahbaz Sassy.... And we would gladly chip in to have him done over
:lol: 