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spunkysparky
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 44
Bi-curious Female, 45
0 miles · Dorset

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I would have to say all of the above, and mingle around have a good chat with others. Don't be a wallflower by just sitting on the sofas.
Know your limits with others, and stick to them. If you get any problems (very rarely happens) inform the staff or host and issues can be sorted out quickly. We have had only one problem in 5 years, and that was because a guy would not take no as a answer.
The main thing is enjoy yourself and have fun.
A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife said, ‘We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world.’ The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, ‘Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me.’ The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife said, ‘We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world.’ The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, ‘Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me.’ The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits.
‘I can't stand it anymore,’ she told him. ‘Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing’.
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.
Now seeing her naked for the first time and travelling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck. ‘Go to the road and get help,’ he said. ‘I don't have anything to cover myself with!’ she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. ‘You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up,’ he told her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.
Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story. ‘My boyfriend! My boyfriend!’ she sobs, ‘He's stuck and I can't pull him out!’
The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies, ‘Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!’
Hello their guys and girls,
This may be a long shot as we have leaved this to the last minute, but we will love to meet a couple or a single female in Southampton tomorrow night to help Mr Spunkysparky with his birthday. We are staying in a hotel not to far from the centre.
If any one wants to meet please get in touch.
hell there people, we are going to Libertines this Saturday 13th June. If any of you good folk want to come. You must get your names on the list.
Sorry guys couples only.
hello there, we have been on this site for a little while now, but very rarely go to the forums!!
So it is a hi to you all.
we are looking for meets in the B'mouth Poole go further a field if we think it is worth enjoy most things in life, apart from a healthy sex life.
And looking to make friends for regular meets and not just wham bam meets.
I really like it, its the way she lets me know that she is ready for some bedroom fun. I really do like it to completion, doesn't happen that often. When it does... oh my wink
In a nightclub toilet. Just finished as soon as the cleaners came in. We were told to leave... but it was worth it lol
Sorry to here about your probs, I have always treated everyone on a case by case. So some people some people can earn my trust quickly, then others a long time, I guess the best advice I can give is, build up the inner you first, then you will find it easier to trust people. Hope this helps
Sounds like fun smile are you looking for single males, if not I am sure I can arrange one of my female friends for the fun, for the night. I cant do weekdays, only weekends sad
I will love to join in the fun wink do you have a date in mind yet. or are you playining it by ear. And I would love to see a pic of the lovly lass biggrin
Hello everyone,
I'm new to the site and I dont seem to find a partys in dorset, so I was thinking that there should be one. My ideas are so far.
1 A hall with a dj. biggrin
2 A meet in a hotel. wink
3 meet at someones house, that is big enogh to fit everyone.
I think it would be best if everyone chips in for whatever does happen, unless it happens in sonebodys house.
come on people lets find out what happens with this, if you have any ideas just put them in this forum.
Untill then have Fun 69position