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25 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
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Which "head" are you laughing off tho mik : :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock:

The one your not holding :shock: :shock: right ten minutes to browse then i'm off to bed (complete with a printout of Squirtees PM it's the closest i'll ever get me thinks :cry: :cry: )
kiss

:kiss: :kiss:
g night mik ... sweet dreams passionkiss

assionkiss:

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25 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
Is this the right place to get a single malt before bedtime?
I've got some Johnnie Wlaker red label here but it's not quite the same thing .... which one of you non-welcome in the GFZ (blame kat) girlies is playing at being the barmaid then? ... :lol2:
Steve

Mik is :shock: he's good at playing the barmaid biggrin

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Now go to your PM box and type the following Hi Sexy please come up north tommorrow to see me love Squirtee and then send it to the user name mik69 lol

PM Sent :lol: :lol: :lol:
She bloody did as well ooh i'm all of a quiver redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
Which "head" are you laughing off tho mik confused

: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:

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25 Feb 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
PM Sent :lol: :lol:

Deep voice!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bloody hell sarge ... sorry .. I keep forgetting ... I dont mean to ... honest :twisted:

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25 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
Is this the right place to get a single malt before bedtime?
I've got some Johnnie Wlaker red label here but it's not quite the same thing .... which one of you non-welcome in the GFZ (blame kat) girlies is playing at being the barmaid then? ... :lol2:
Steve

Mik is :shock: he's good at playing the barmaid biggrin

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: Now go to your PM box and type the following Hi Sexy please come up north tommorrow to see me love Squirtee and then send it to the user name mik69 lol

PM Sent :lol: :lol: :lol:

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25 Feb 2006

Quote by steveg_nw
Is this the right place to get a single malt before bedtime?
I've got some Johnnie Wlaker red label here but it's not quite the same thing .... which one of you non-welcome in the GFZ (blame kat) girlies is playing at being the barmaid then? ... :lol2:
Steve

Mik is :shock: he's good at playing the barmaid biggrin

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25 Feb 2006

Do you need to use all of that tape measure confused

: :?: :?: 16ft :shock: :shock: :shock:

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25 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
I heard Mik's just fitted a still into the shed I was tempted to give it a go, maybe one of those as a chaser if there;'s any left.

Well theres that or a tin of brasso personally i'd go for the latter it's prbably safist drinkies

Think you've had one too many of the latter eh biggrin

I think you may be right hun redface

Didnt you know ... us lasses are ALWAYS right :twisted:

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25 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
I heard Mik's just fitted a still into the shed I was tempted to give it a go, maybe one of those as a chaser if there;'s any left.

Well theres that or a tin of brasso personally i'd go for the latter it's prbably safist drinkies

Think you've had one too many of the latter eh biggrin

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25 Feb 2006

Quote by blonde
Hello
Can I pretend to be a boy in this Girl Free Zone ?
Large, infact very large Brandy and coke please
Thank you fellas
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You can as long as you wear a fake beard and talk in a deep voice ... otherwise sarge will be on your case

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25 Feb 2006

Quote by st3v3
Any chance of a beer sheddy

You can have whatever you like ... as long as you keep it up wink

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25 Feb 2006

Quote by da69ve
So ladies....hands up if your fed up with your partner constantly begging you for anal sex,trying to slip it up there when your having sex and then saying "sorry i must have slipped"......well i think its about time to turn it around.......so its time to start pestering them for anal ladies get them vibrators,dildos and strap-ons out of the draw and encourage your husbands "whats good for you is good for them"......give them a taste of penetration!! :twisted:

I tried that ... unfortunately he enjoyed it confused

Anymore bright ideas lol

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25 Feb 2006

Quote by twos_company

Behave now twos company have just strolled in and they are respectable types don't you know

us???????????
thanks mik .....but...............
well our neighbours/family think so.................
but cant think of anyone else..errr oh and u
biggrin

everyones respectable as far as mik is concerned wink

:wink: you just have to check out his posts :wink: :wink:
kiss

mik:kiss:

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25 Feb 2006

Twos_company ... you dont want anything to do with that bottle of JD if Mik's had his hands on it ... here's a vodka lol

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25 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
Come on you've got to give me credit for trying

I'll give you more than credit

:smackbottom: biggrin

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25 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
Said it before and else where so i'll say it again i'm only a PM a way One day my damp little friend one day :twisted:

You keep calling me you damp little friend confused

: :?: :?:
What's with the little :?: :?: :lol:

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25 Feb 2006

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

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24 Feb 2006

Quote by maidenfair
as maidenfair ask nicely here you are
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/486327184.jpg
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/758024927.jpg
there!

oh!

you didn't doctor! lol

..mob's may come knocking on your PM door!
thank you exterguy passionkiss

two for one.......always the best type of bargain.....ask any woman wink

Two for one ... music to my ears :wink: :wink: Great minds think alike biggrin

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24 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough

not gone yet sow something that cought me eye :roll:
mmmmmmm i never asked but ..........HOW BIG IS YOUR D*CK? redface

:shock:
I'll tell you later wink

Tell us NOW ... we want to know lol

:lol: :lol:
Sod off you surprised

ops: get my profile pic up and work it out with a tape measure :roll: for scale i'm six foot tall so off you go :lol:
6ft tall eh .... hmmmmmm ... dont need a tape measure ... think I can work it out ... my hubby is 6ft 3 ... so does that mean your 3 inches smaller confused

: :?: :twisted: biggrin

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24 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
Oh well in for a penny in for a pound it may as well go in this thread too Sorry about the erm bits :shock:
Don't worry about it Mik ... we like bits :wink:

Well in that case your welcome to view them any time :twisted:
Anytime confused

: How can a girl refuse that :D

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24 Feb 2006

Quote by maidenfair
good night Mik69
good night Squirtee
good night Sgt bilko :thumbup:

Good night Maiden ... sweet dreams wink

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24 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough

not gone yet sow something that cought me eye :roll:
mmmmmmm i never asked but ..........HOW BIG IS YOUR D*CK? redface

:shock:
I'll tell you later wink

Tell us NOW ... we want to know lol

:lol: :lol:

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24 Feb 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
With pictures :eeek:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
With pictures :eeek: sorry sarge

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24 Feb 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS they even Moderate my spelling now talk about a power trip next thing you know they will lock my thread I post asking if my d*ck is big enough

I shall await your new thread! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
With pictures :eeek:

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24 Feb 2006

You're forgiven Mik .. seen as its you kiss

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24 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69
Oh well in for a penny in for a pound it may as well go in this thread too Sorry about the erm bits :shock:

Don't worry about it Mik ... we like bits wink

:wink:

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24 Feb 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko

NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry

Oh in that case how's about NAUGHTY Cumbrian girls :twisted: Remember i'm only a PM away :lol:
I dont know any naughty ones either ... I'm a bloke .. remember she says in a very deep voice with a beard
Oh FFS your such hard work ALL RIGHT DO YOU KNOW ANY NAUGHTY CUMBRIAN MEN :wink: and you better be worth all this trouble confused

Me ... trouble ... now you've hurt my feelings :upset:
DEEP VOICE!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sorry Sarge ... forgot ... was soooooooooo upset:wink:

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24 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69

NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry

Oh in that case how's about NAUGHTY Cumbrian girls :twisted: Remember i'm only a PM away :lol:
I dont know any naughty ones either ... I'm a bloke .. remember she says in a very deep voice with a beard
Oh FFS your such hard work ALL RIGHT DO YOU KNOW ANY NAUGHTY CUMBRIAN MEN :wink: and you better be worth all this trouble confused

Me ... trouble ... now you've hurt my feelings :upset:

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24 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69

NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry

Oh in that case how's about NAUGHTY Cumbrian girls :twisted: Remember i'm only a PM away :lol:
I dont know any naughty ones either ... I'm a bloke .. remember she says in a very deep voice with a beard

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24 Feb 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Think I can manage that ... just give us a couple more vodka and cokes (no ice) :D

........................ then explain the offside rule to us all!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Easy ... It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.
A player is in an offside position if:
he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponent
A player is not in an offside position if:
he is in his own half of the field of play
he is level with the second last opponent
he is level with the last two opponents
Commiting an Offside Offence
A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of the referee, involved in active play by:
interfering with play
interfering with an opponent
gaining an advantage by being in that position
No Offence
There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:
a goal kick
a throw-in
a corner kick
Google is MY best friend :D
Did you say that in a deep voice???
I want to see all your posts in here in Italics to prove it is your deep voice!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Italics it is

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24 Feb 2006

Quote by mik69

Erm ... I do believe it was you ... don't think you're gonna get away so lightly :twisted: and if you dont tell all ... I'll tell maidenfair :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

God NO :shock: :scared: bolt

she scare the living bejesus out of me hell i'd much rather have a nice cumbrian girl Know any one innocent

NICE Cumbrian girls ??? ... not a clue ... sorry lol

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