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squirtee
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 54
Bi-curious Male, 54
0 miles · Cumbria
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and :silly: but don't half make me 
:rotflmao:
Sexpert
When I was (a lot!!) younger my nicknames were twig or stick ... pretty obvious why ... I was 5' 11" and as thin as a rake .... unfortunately not any more 
Now everyone calls me smeg ... not sure why ... and before anyone else says it .. I'm not built like a fridge :shock: think its come from Red Dwarf
Now everyone calls me smeg ... not sure why ... and before anyone else says it .. I'm not built like a fridge :shock: think its come from Red Dwarf
Sexpert
Quote by mik69
Strange smelling buckets :shock: :shock: :shock: I dont know what's worse maggots or smelly bucketsI think I'll take the shed
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: My damp little friend goes higher in my estimations every day :D I think I may be in love.
You're such a sweetie mik :D OMG did I just say that ... think i've had one too many :wink:
Sexpert
Quote by qwirtle2
Tsk tsk and here I was thinking that you wanted the ice for a refreshing drink....oh, how wrong I was!
......Damn I love being wrong :twisted:
Ice is just soooooooooo wasted in a drink ... apart from the fact that it waters it down ... it has so many other uses which are much more fun :twisted:
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Sexpert
Quote by qwirtle2
Eyes, smile, ass, personality ... in that order ... if you aint got them all ... dont even bother lol .... oh and a sexy shed
Eyes - brown
Smile- got my own teeth...
Ass-acts like one
personality-suspect
There are some things in life squirtee likes. for everything else theres qwirtle....
Ah but have you got a sexy shed :wink:
Sexpert
Quote by exxxiled33
shed- tent two are completely different. Have seen inside the shed whats inside the tent? Then I'll decide
It is full of bloody magots lol
Fair warning.
phredd
its definitely not full of maggots, :shock: strange smelling buckets maybe but NO MAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!! :shock:#
Strange smelling buckets :shock: :shock: :shock: I dont know what's worse maggots or smelly buckets
I think I'll take the shed 
Sexpert
Quote by cplbbw
hi pete did ye have a nice jolly we missed ye
hi squirtee hows you hun :kiss:
Am good ... hows about you :kiss:
Need a bit of help actually ... mik's knicked off with my underwear and wont give it back :twisted: Any suggestions
go stick ye tongue out at him hes on cam in the gfz chatroom........oooo he may kill me for that .....o well :giggle:
Oooo thanks ... this I cant resist ... on my way right now
Sexpert
Quote by mik69
Good evenin all ... all behaving I hope :twisted: :twisted:
Oi .. Mik ... were did you get my underwear from
Sorry sexy i've kept it for my own er personal gain :twisted:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: And you never did answer the question ... do you take it up the shedbox :?: :?: :twisted: :twisted:
:lol:PM me and i'll tell you :twisted:
I made the mistake of doing that last night and what happened .... you bloody knicked off with my underwear :twisted: :twisted: Not gonna make the same mistake twice
Sexpert
Quote by mik69
Good evenin all ... all behaving I hope :twisted: :twisted:
Oi .. Mik ... were did you get my underwear from
Sorry sexy i've kept it for my own er personal gain :twisted:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: And you never did answer the question ... do you take it up the shedbox :?: :?: :twisted: :twisted:
:lol: 
Sexpert
OMG .. you lot are sooooo cultured ... me .. give a bloody good horror/thriller by any of the below:
Shaun Hutson
Richard Laymon
Graham Masterton
Dean Koontz
However, I do love a bit of "trash" too .. Jackie Collins and Jilly Cooper
Sorry ... I seem to have lowered the tone somewhat ... think I'll go now
Shaun Hutson
Richard Laymon
Graham Masterton
Dean Koontz
However, I do love a bit of "trash" too .. Jackie Collins and Jilly Cooper
Sorry ... I seem to have lowered the tone somewhat ... think I'll go now
