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Quote by corrie
PMSL...... that jerk paste is strong stuff, when i first used it i literally covered the chicken breast so it wasnt visable.... left it in fridge overnight to marinate and cooked it the next day...... WOW..... IT BLEW MY FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!
Never again....... i use very sparingly now rolleyes

DeniseBabe.. i did warn you :shock: ... try jelapino peppers ther nice as well
Now now Steve you now how hot they are lol :lol: :lol: you mayt get a slap soon!!!! smackbottom
I might just take you up on that wink :wink: ...not too hard tho.. redface
Quote by Ice Pie
Last time I went to a khaki party, I got a thunderflash caught in my webbing. I'm stilled barred from the NAAFI worldwide.

Thunderflash and webbing ... now that takes me back..I like the other meaning for webbing tho... evil
I got a "B"... which I thougt was very accurate for me.. very clever that ... smart arse... (that was a joke)... biggrin
Quote by neilinleeds
redhot hey!
well i did hint that i'm currently awaiting further (ahem) instruction!!
<<< vague dom/sub kinda reference!!! :lol2: >>>
and since i've been forced to spill my guts on the subject, perhaps jon's should be brought into the light of day for a little (ahem) public scrutiny!!!
<<< vague outdoor fun kinda reference! :lol2: >>>
i've led a sheltered life you know!!!
neil x x x x

Niel... to bondage or not to bondage that is the question.. wink .... hands up all those who have NOt dabbled... redface
Quote by chaz
Well should I get on the phone and go out for a few beers in town or should I search for some promiscuous action....the latter would be more fun but the first is more like reality....! Where are all the promiscuous ladies around here....maybe there all going out aswell.....

I'd stay in If i were you burtons a bit of a dead hole rolleyes
Quote by DeniseBabe
PMSL...... that jerk paste is strong stuff, when i first used it i literally covered the chicken breast so it wasnt visable.... left it in fridge overnight to marinate and cooked it the next day...... WOW..... IT BLEW MY FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!
Never again....... i use very sparingly now rolleyes

DeniseBabe.. i did warn you :shock: ... try jelapino peppers ther nice as well
Quote by corrie
bugger pop ups still there maybe its not a virus???

Corrie Go to this site and down load a free pop up stopper
Quote by JQL
Erm, Steve I think you'll find that the above post was meant as humour...

John.. I did say at the beggining be gentle with me ..lol.. I knopw what you mean matey but some people don't experiment with so called "foriegn" food.. I can't remember the last time i had a English sunday dinner... oops no it was about six weeks a go.. arn't mums great biggrin
Quote by Bella25
Corrie... its a piece of p**s to cook honest .. trust me :twisted: ... but be carefull of the Jerk paste.... jerk paste goes with any meat or fish .. but must be used with caution wink

Is that in the aisle next to the cornflakes ?
No Bella... jerk paste is a jamacian spicey thingy... its normaly found around the sharwoods, pataks, curry sauce. area... good hunting
Guys... i like it .. i like it.... been watchin the footie .. we got the champions league spot... think i'll get smashed... biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Quicky easy (veggie/vegan) dinner is :
Pasta (penne ideally),
Hummous,
Juice of 1 or 1/2 Lemon,
2 Tomatoes roughly chopped,
Some chopped spring onion,
Olive-oil.
that sonuds realy nice.. and i'm not a veggie.... i'll try that .. but rr sorry to be Mr Thicky but whats hummose ??.. and no wise cracks from the previous post's.. ???? sorry billyboth .. but there are some "banter merchants" on here smile .. but its good fun :P
Quote by Lealou
.... jerk paste goes with any meat or fish .. but must be used with caution wink

Lealou... caution... a place in France !!! caution when crossing the road (i've only been run over twice so that went to the wind) .. and caution when somthing is HOT in the kitchen... you do know what a kitchen is don't you lol ... ps .. spelling !! who gives a shit
ps ..xx (only having the banter)
Quote by Lealou
.... jerk paste goes with any meat or fish .. but must be used with caution wink

don't ask... cocked it up redface
Quote by Bella25
mm always fancied Jerk chicken, anyone fancy cooking some for me ?

Bella love to mate but yorkshire is a bit of a jaunt.. sorry... its easy peasy tho xx biggrin
Corrie... its a piece of p**s to cook honest .. trust me :twisted: ... but be carefull of the Jerk paste.... jerk paste goes with any meat or fish .. but must be used with caution wink
Hi Peeps.. wow 10 responces. surprised .. impressed well with some MMM ... ya can't live on Krackers dude...nor take-aways.. :shock: . nice on a sat night after the pub .. but... !!! I like the style of rice goes with everything... but not chips...(oven ones McCains crinkly mmm)... not unles you like mayonase cool ....tomatoe ketchup... i hope its Heinz :P ??? Corrie... like it.. :idea: . chop up your lamb and marinate in a smidgen of Jamacan jerk paste... (AND I DO MEAN A SMIDGEN)... in the mean time chop up the advacado, green, red peppers and an red onion place in a shallow dish and squeeze over the lemon use as a side dish !!, put the lamb on skewers with smallish mushrooms brush with olive oil and grill till cooked serve on a bed of rice and save the chilli as the jerk will rock your socks off ...... I know what you mean about cooking and eating it the next day... on occasions i do a lamb curry that lasts a week... (I am in lazy barstuard mode tho when i do that ...)..... thanks for responding .. and the hat .. OR pan is still open smile
Whats so special about the cheese maker's (in a posh womans voice)
I don't think they are specificly reffering to cheese maker's but all manufacturers of dairy products..(in a posh mans voice)
Hi all this is my first post so be gentle with me, i'm a single guy 44 years old and a busy person you know what i mean .. normal day..get up .. rush rush rush.. travel to work. do work. travel home .. (hopefully if the bleedin trains are on time mad ).. walk dog .. do shopping... bla bla bla... but if you are anything like me I can't stand those "meals for one" "cook in the bag" etc .crap.. (can I say crap ??). plus you look a sad git buying them rolleyes .. so i propose if you lot throw a few things in the hat I'll give you some tips on what to do with them .. I have read a few cook books and the things I have in my head are the best bits from them .. wink