Notice to single males: Please read very carefully, then read it again before sending mail or private message in chat..........hi there, herts/essex cpl in 40's looking for cpls & occasionally very clean, discreet non smoking single males that can read (see above and below)...........couples we can be very flexible for (in more ways than one, lol), but single males especially must ideally be localish (stansted/stortford/harlow areas or nearby, maybe 20/30 miles or so), 30-40's, able to accom as we can't (kids don't like us making noise & re-homed mad cat with v sharp teeth and an attitude problem at home, lol) , be able to chat (that means letting us know a bit about yourself in your reply cos 1st impressions count), not be pushy (mrs S doesn't shag everyone in trousers)and a face pic would be better than good, as mrs S likes to choose who she meets, and will not think about it until she's seen one and please make sure it's on here and not on your phone, cam or something else, cos we can't be arsed with all that........ pleeeeeeease no winks, cos we just won't consider or answer them, altho mr s does quite like to send a sarcy comment when in the mood; just take a minute to write a line or two if you'd like mrs S to get interested (i wanna f*** her isn't a chat up line)...........we don't mind hotels, but can only meet in the nighttime when work & family commitments allow, so we're not sitting here ready and waiting to rush out at the last minute, nor are we somewhere to go before you fly out or pick up people from the airport or on the way to or from work and mrs s doesn't like outdoor fun unless it involves running and she gets a medal at the end of it....... anyone still awake that fits the bill is free to send a message and we'll try to let you know! thanks, L & C xxp.s. did we mention no winks, cos that means no winks at all, and that we don't accom? (or like winks)