SINGLE GUYS PLEASE NOTE: We've arranged several meets with single guys, and only one ever had the decency to turn up. The rest invariably end up texting us with their excuses once we're already at the agreed meeting place. Enough is enough, and we're throwing in the towel. We're happy to meet single guys at clubs, as that gives us a fall-back if you lose your bottle or suddenly remember that you're married, but otherwise we're no longer looking. If you fancy hooking up with us at The Townhouse sometime, then by all means get in touch. If that's not your bag, then please move along - there is nothing to see here.

Jane is a 5'4" BBW, 40DD and dress size 18. She is bi-curious with some experience with women, and equally interested in men. James is 5'10", of a larger build and straight for the purposes of conventional swapping.

Looking for both friends with benefits and one-off NSA fun. We normally play as a couple, but Jane does occasionally play with single guys, either alone or with James watching in a cuck arrangement. Both smooth and non-smokers, and would rather others were the same, though this isn't essential. We're not interested in bareback swapping under any circumstances.

We are also interested in some aspects of BDSM. Primarily Domme/sub roleplay and spanking. It is not an essential part of our play, but we're putting it on the table in case it strikes a chord. We're a switch couple between ourselves, but when playing with others, James prefers to be submissive while Jane is still happy to switch. Jane would really like to find a Dom(me) mentor, both to learn the art and to experience the submissive role for herself. James enjoys being collared, spanked and tied and is available for general submissive duties and strap-on use. He is straight for regular swinging, but could be orally bi at Jane's or another dominant's command.

We're not time-wasters who are just here to get off on the fantasy. We've swapped with friends and at clubs, and we've been to a number of BDSM evenings and munches. At the same time, we're not hard-core and we don't expect play from any meet, regardless of whether there's any mutual attraction or interest. We prefer to play as a couple, however family commitments mean that this isn't always a possibility. Jane may swing singly with the right person, and James can be available singly as a BDSM submissive.

P.S. We're using our middle names on here. Well you never know who's looking, do you? ;)