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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
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Quote by teppic
Ah teppic - a man to join the party ................. yippee!!

OI! I'm a man!
Ooops! redface surprisedops: passionkiss
(it's your avatar .............. wish I had an arse like that!)
hey at least you get the hugs lucy confused
Aaaaaaawww teppic .......... sillyassionkiss: hump
Aaaaaaaaaaawww Venus, chill out and cum join the Party thread! xxxxxxxx
Wow, didn't think it would take long to round everyone up!!
So lets do some flirting ........ that's not normally allowed is it???? :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by lucyuktv2
Ah teppic - a man to join the party ................. yippee!!

OI! I'm a man!
Ooops! redface surprisedops: passionkiss
(it's your avatar .............. wish I had an arse like that!)
Ah teppic - a man to join the party ................. yippee!!
Spank us, oooooohhhhh nooooooooooooooooo, really??? :twisted:
Saturday night and mod free .................... shall we start a party???
Unfortunately not!!! We can normally only do a weekday. But we have found it to be a lot busier in the week the last couple of times we have been, especially as we don't have a problem with single blokes!!! redface
Quote by hornycpl
we cant do thursday (got work next day) but can make it on sunday if ur gona there then as well?

It's quite a trip for us, so we only make it once every couple of months, usually thursdays as well for some odd reason!! Maybe next time though :twisted:
T x
We are off to Chameleons again this Thursday (20th) ............ anyone else going???
Single blokes MORE THAN WELCOME to say hello too!!!! wink

T & T x
Quote by HungryP
You never know until they hurt you.

If only I had been that concise... rolleyes wink
kiss
Quote by shireen-steve
The king of shaves oil always seems to blunt my razor sad I must be doing it wrong... dunno )
Shireen
xxx

I only get that problem when I leave it too many days and it's got a bit long!!!! Keep on top of it, that's my recommendation! wink
Didn't hurt even the tiniest bit, but I've had to wear low cut bottomsever since - anything else is flippin uncomfortable.
I've just discovered the new King of Shaves Woman Extra Sensitive Shaving gel and if you use it with their shaving oil it gives the best results I have ever seen - no nicks, no rashes, perfectly smooth - FAB (and no I don't work for them! rolleyes )
Quote by dambuster

Oi you lot - watch it, or I will send my big Challenger 2 round to blast you off your feet mad

Told you before Sweetie. Much better off with Scorpion. I know the firepower is less, but they are sooooooooooooooo much more cosy wink
At last - someone who appreciates my skills and knowledge passionkiss
Call yourself men???? rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Quote by KitKat
oh, sweetie :therethere: does it need a plug fitted? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
lhk

I can do that myself thank you smackbottom
now which one is the earth wire again?
Right, that's it mad :x :x :x :x :kick:
And I was going to offer you all a very private and personal demonstration of it's abilities, but if you think you're in with a chance now you are sadly mistaken.
And I hope you realise exactly what you are missing out on :twisted:
Quote by deancannock
Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssse meeeeeeeeee mad :x
I KNOW STUFF ABOUT TANKS redface surprisedops: :oops:

Yea but he didn't mean fish tanks......you just keep dusting and don't worry about it...nice one MR FC
Oi you lot - watch it, or I will send my big Challenger 2 round to blast you off your feet :x
Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssse meeeeeeeeee mad :x
I KNOW STUFF ABOUT TANKS
redface surprisedops: :oops:
Does anyone know if it still only opens Fridays and Saturdays???
Quote by dambuster
. . . . . . . . when you're in the kitchen, hear the msn/ notify noise; and shout through "Hang on, I'm just pouring a cup of tea"
fffffffs - I need a smoke ! ! !

passionkiss bolt
Quote by Kit
Jeez t&t
if that is your Christmas joint I make it 9 days old now :shock:
If I have counted correctly (my fingers have never let me down before wink ) your Ham is fit only for the bin rolleyes
Sorry, but you will need to find another excuse for a party :cry:
But hey - do you really need one confused :?
Every one to t&t's PARTY TIME
kiss Got any mince pies left?

I didn't actually COOK it on Xmas day. I promise redface surprisedops:
And me, I've got flippin everything left ................. mince pies, cake, chocolates, M & S party food, ice cream, cheeselets, twiglets .............. need I go on????
But you might have to all bring a bottle cos, funnily
enough all the wine seems to have disappeared ......................... dunno
Quote by little
If he persists tell him that he will have to go and act elsewhere . Tell him your house is going into improv theatre and has no place for his brand of thespian.

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
But now I'm thinking ........ maybe I could have a Ham Party? :undecided:

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although the bin still looks good !
No no ......... the idea is growing ................. and developing ........... into a "Bring a Ham Recipe Party" .............. mmmmm, not very catchy though is it? rolleyes
Quote by Silk and Big G
If he persists tell him that he will have to go and act elsewhere . Tell him your house is going into improv theatre and has no place for his brand of thespian.

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
But now I'm thinking ........ maybe I could have a Ham Party? :undecided:
Quote by Vix
Biriani.
I'll help eat it.

Ham Biriani??? Can't say I've tried that. You might have to help me cook it as well? :shock:
My bloody Xmas joint (Ham that is!) is going on for fecking ever ............. any suggestions?? dunno :dunno:
Quote by HungryP
Ex's .............. aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhh
After the Xmas and New Year I have had, please don't start me off, cos I will probably NEVER stop.
I am there with you each one of you, all the way .................. hugs and all.

kiss
Aaaaawww thanks redface surprisedops:
p.s. Can I share little's shag??? :twisted: :twisted: