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teachme
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · Staffordshire

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Hiya all, long time no post,
but anyways.....
Im off on a world trip end of this year, europe australia, america's canada etc,
im starting in amsterdam then from there ill hope thru europe and downwards,
No set places for definate yet but my question is...
Any places i should definatly go as a swinger?
Do you know anybody abroad i should introduce myself to?
Are you away and fancy a swingingheaven world meet up? lol
all idea's suggestions of places people i should visit will be more than welcome,
this is hundred percent genuine and id like to do the obvious site seeing as well as keeping my toes in the swinging world.
Thanks all
x
Quote by CarrieAnn
Beat you???? How about I just stand on you while wearing these? :giggle:
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/photos/thumbs/2546427603.jpg
CA x

er,,,, if thats what turns you on then im game...... bring it CA, its a date. kiss :kiss:
i love cuddles..............
no i really really do, if everybody had 5 a day there world would be a great place,,, hmmmm i need to get out more i think
8 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, 1 minute and 62 seconds!
nah only kidding, hate this subject because it reminds me how much it hurts, i dont know if ill ever get over my ex, maybe its me being silly,,,,,,
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote by PoloLady

where polo when i need her!

I am here - but I am not sure why you need me?
cuz your my forum rock. wink
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've found the perfect tree!!!

sassy has taken the lead with her xmas tree, its a close thing between that and the thousand other pictures we've received! :cry: :cry: :cry: :shock:
Quote by da69ve
This is a questio for the girls and some of the guys. When your looking at a profile do you prefer it when the guy puts down how big his dick is rather than just saying small medium or large, or do you prefer having that bit of mystery.
Oh and i need to know this too, what catergory (small, medium, large) would you put 7.5 to 8 inches into, because im not sure.

i hope you get an answer.....i'm still waiting for my answer to 13.5 to 14 inches!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Kiss
I think your best bet is a brothel.

your great, lets go kiss worship bolt
Quote by redpantherman
You want us to suggest a venue, with no prick teasers, for your party so your mates can get a shag?
Are you not gonna invite us then?
Or did I read this wrong? dunno

is there such a nightclub out there???? surprised
Quote by redpantherman
...i cant think of a cpompaetiton or prize, suggestions in the box please.
confused: :?: :?: :?: :?:
A spell checker? :giggle:
Sorry mate...
but seriusly (:?) why don't you download a tool bar with spell check on it? - its fab! :thumbup:
ha ooops, thats me trying to type to fast, its not the spelling its my checking it before i post it,
where polo when i need her!
Quote by mdr2000
Always a favourite.....
Heres a little contribution....



Mike and Ju xxx

you've got 3 legs...omg,,,
oh well who cares you still look amazing in them,, kiss
Quote by 36openminded
Being chritsmas almost ish
ive decided to do a copetion, and yes there is a prize at the end of it for the oh so lucky winner,
one problem though, confused
i cant think of a cpompaetiton or prize, suggestions in the box please.
:?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

Who's the best shag? You can be the judge and I will the independent auditor. The prize is getting shagged by you.
lol
i like that 36 but i dont think id get to many entrants,
the weirdest picture competition could be a start,
but it has to have the person in it, and something to do with xmas,
Quote by keeno
I like a well thought out thread. biggrin
Is the competition to think of a competition? rolleyes

i can always count on you keeno,
it could be, i have thought of a few, but knowing me it'll prob end up back firing, so ideas on a postcad.
Being christmas almost ish
ive decided to do a competion, and yes there is a prize at the end of it for the oh so lucky winner,
one problem though, confused
i cant think of a competiton or prize, suggestions in the box please.
:?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
Ok heres the competition,
post your weird or wonderful xmas related pics here then we can all vote, the best one wins something or another, and yes i promise on my bald nut sack you will get a prize. :thumbup:
Quote by CarrieAnn
i could have you on your back in 3 drinks (drunk on back dirty minded people)

And what three drinks would they be then teachme???
CA x
a secret recipe,,,
you'd have to beat me to get it from me, (or at least stroke in a rough mannor,) lol
>>vodka<<<<<<< and lots of it,,,, always makes me move in a funny way, lol
Quote by 36openminded
I know you're not allowed to play, but I only want to fuck you.

FFS, I get at least 40 of these a day!
wink
yeh me to,,,, er... honest. redface innocent :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Quote by Suffolk-cpl
Hi all.
Just a quick question, and I hoped that somewhere in that wealth of experience that is SH, there may be an answer confused
Can anybody recommend a good set of quality nipple clamps? Both Mr and Mrs Suffolkcpl have sensitive nips, and both enjoy having them pinched and pulled during a good bout of "let's trash the bedroom in a swing from the lampshade kind of way"! :P
We have looked at but not used the ones from the online sex shops, but they look kind of cheap (not just in price!!!) and we would rather pay a little extra some something with a better quality. Neither of us is pierced, so clamps are the way forward! (No bulldog clip or croc clip suggestions please! wink )
Like most things of this type, there is little scope of try before you buy, so personal recommendations are more than welcome! (and this is where we find out we are the only ones with this kink :shock: )
Oh, and no jump lead suggestions. We don't want to start anything! :wink:

ive found the perfect nipple clamp for you,,,
easy to adjust, just pull its lever and it'll sqeeze as hard as you like!
<<<<<<<<<<< me<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Quote by Jas-Tim
I liked the first one better than the second one teach me, but I think one that showed your shoulders properly as well would be best :twisted:
That is if you're taking requests.
There's loads that I like but Lissas, Celerys, Gems and Earthys are all pretty fine at the moment. biggrin
Jas
XXX

im akways open to requests... wink
woo hoo i started a hot topic.... only did it as a laugh,, :cheers:
but i still havnt a clue which one to use,,,,? help
the one in the toilet or the one behind the bar............ :shock:
which one should i use then jas.... the decision is all yours.
If I can only pick between those two then the toilet one, but I really need you to get one done where you sholders are in full view as well :twisted:
Dlep - I promise I'll have it with me next time we see you and will put it on specially for you.
Jas
XXX
you seem to have a thing for shouldes........ ill send a pic next week just remind me,,, ill take it espec for you,, :wink:
earthchild- pity about the rings but i know what you mean, i had to change mine to a bar because i kept catching it,,, ouch
wow creampie,,,, kiss :inlove:
leave that one on, you look eadable,, wink
Quote by teachme
I liked the first one better than the second one teach me, but I think one that showed your shoulders properly as well would be best :twisted:
That is if you're taking requests.
There's loads that I like but Lissas, Celerys, Gems and Earthys are all pretty fine at the moment. biggrin
Jas
XXX

im akways open to requests... wink
woo hoo i started a hot topic.... only did it as a laugh,, :cheers:
but i still havnt a clue which one to use,,,,? help
the one in the toilet or the one behind the bar............ :shock:
which one should i use then jas.... the decision is all yours.
i havnt had a good perv in ages,,,,
do u ever find when u do have a perv on here that you sometimes stumble onto things you really didnt want to see? ha
*sorry not hijacking**
Quote by earthchild
can I play too? :twisted:

woohoo my fave avatar ever is back :twisted:
Darkfire??? whats happened to my fav pic of your piercings???
it was at least /10
wink
like the piercings, its gone :wink:
earthchild i called you darkfire and i dont know why, ha
why did you get rid of them, they looked amazing,,, but then i think i have got a fetish for nipple piercings, :twisted:
sorry to hear that mate, ive lost a relative to a motorbike accident so know how you feel a little,
heres a big man hug for ya,
keep your chin up,
Quote by Lissa
Hi Lissa
I am at home too waiting for a delivery which has to come to my home address.
I brought office work to do, but for some reason have not started it yet!!
lol

Work?
At home?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Don't do it, Sarah biggrin
she right!!
i dont do work when im at work, so why do it when your not,,,, :lol: :lol:
Quote by earthchild
can I play too? :twisted:

woohoo my fave avatar ever is back :twisted:
Darkfire??? whats happened to my fav pic of your piercings???
it was at least /10
wink
Quote by Kiss
Do I believe?
No.
:lol2:

we'll who bought you the sexy bra then kiss????? bet it was santa, or mrs santa wink