Using The Dick Barometer.
The follow up to my true story How it BeganI knocked on her door at 9 -10 pm Jane or Jan as as everyone called her over her love of Janis Joplin opened the door “Hi glad you came, you must have liked what you saw, I did get inside before your seen” I followed her down the hall into the living room, asked if I wanted a drink while we have a chat she said, brought me a beer and herself a coffee, I was to find out she was a coffee addict always wired on it. She said...