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5 Mar 2005

Quote by blondeslave
Wots up me niggers
Any of u sweet bitches fancy me

Hello........... whoever you are,
I find this offensive.......... particularly the "niggers" introduction
I have just seen your profile.......... It says you are 18....?? r u sure thats not your IQ level ?
Nah dats da numba of times Im gonna push ya poo up inside ya, bitch cool

cool

Ha ha ha, education was wasted on you eh Jack?
Yea ya mum woz pretty gud an so woz ya dads ring, i pushed his poo rite outta his mouth!!!
Sweetheart, (The pulling machine)
You do know that you can sign yourself into a mental institution to get help............ you really dont have to wait for the men in white coats to come and get you
.................................... Mind you I am sure they are already on their way........
But not b4 ive raider ur rectum & im gonna eat ya shit and spit it down ya earhole bitch 8-)

5 Mar 2005

Quote by Marya
I've got it! It's that Mizz Amerikakakaka's brother .... INNIT!
Oh please please let this one stay! We love our pets on SH no matter how ugly or socially inept they may be.
But I'm not cleaning the shit up after, ok?

Oh thanks 4 bein nice, u like me, I will lick ya ring 4 free and push ur poo as many times as u want 4 only a fiver biggrin

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But I can get it for free hunny. Course I like you. It's nearly 2am and I'm half pissed and can't sleep. I'm keeping you. In my shed.
Well can u get it pushed out ya mouth by a 10 incher, beeyatch :D

5 Mar 2005

Quote by Marya
Oooh Pulling Machine, you are a card, aint ya?
I'm loving this. What a fuckwit you are and so much fun too!

Im trying me best 2 make yas laugh biggrin

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PS, u arse needs some dirty poo pushing an u can clean up this time, me bitch cool

cool

5 Mar 2005

Quote by Marya
I've got it! It's that Mizz Amerikakakaka's brother .... INNIT!
Oh please please let this one stay! We love our pets on SH no matter how ugly or socially inept they may be.
But I'm not cleaning the shit up after, ok?

Oh thanks 4 bein nice, u like me, I will lick ya ring 4 free and push ur poo as many times as u want 4 only a fiver biggrin

biggrin

5 Mar 2005

Quote by Lil_Bunny
No cos we aren't racist, colour has nothing to do with it

Iz it coz im BLACK & push mans poo up biggrin

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5 Mar 2005

Quote by Benji Barnicals
Wots up me niggers
Any of u sweet bitches fancy me

Hello........... whoever you are,
I find this offensive.......... particularly the "niggers" introduction
I have just seen your profile.......... It says you are 18....?? r u sure thats not your IQ level ?
Nah dats da numba of times Im gonna push ya poo up inside ya, bitch cool

cool

Ha ha ha, education was wasted on you eh Jack?
Yea ya mum woz pretty gud an so woz ya dads ring, i pushed his poo rite outta his mouth!!!

5 Mar 2005

Iz no 1 replying coz im a dirty smelly COOOOOOON!!!!!! evil

evil

5 Mar 2005

Quote by blondeslave
Wots up me niggers
Any of u sweet bitches fancy me

Hello........... whoever you are,
I find this offensive.......... particularly the "niggers" introduction
I have just seen your profile.......... It says you are 18....?? r u sure thats not your IQ level ?
Nah dats da numba of times Im gonna push ya poo up inside ya, bitch cool

cool

5 Mar 2005

Sorry, its simply coz im BLACK an cant take it, I wanna b WHITE an smell nice redface

redface

5 Mar 2005

Quote by Benji Barnicals
yeah right as if............ im sure you will leave as quick as you entered

Wel wen I enter u I aint leaving 4 at least 2 seconds coz there mite b 2 much fish there 2 stay any longer, in it blad cool

cool

you wouldnt get anywhere near me......... i like men that can at least type properly!
Well I cant get near ya coz of ya smell so u can ave 1 second instead, an I want gratitude, so lick me ring while I fart in ya face luv 8-)
LOL i wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire let alone let you get close enough to touch me.......... fool !!!
He's a talker, not a do'er....
So's ya old girl but I didnt complain, MUCH, she smells like my wet butt ring with lots of man mayo in it 8-)

5 Mar 2005

Quote by Lil_Bunny
maybe if we just ignore him he'll go away??

I will only go if ya gve me ya fone an pussy hole 2 but wait it smells I aint ave'n that so let me stretch ya ring luv cool

cool

5 Mar 2005

Quote by DeniseBabe
yeah right as if............ im sure you will leave as quick as you entered

Wel wen I enter u I aint leaving 4 at least 2 seconds coz there mite b 2 much fish there 2 stay any longer, in it blad cool

cool

you wouldnt get anywhere near me......... i like men that can at least type properly!
Well I cant get near ya coz of ya smell so u can ave 1 second instead, an I want gratitude, so lick me ring while I fart in ya face luv 8-)

5 Mar 2005

Quote by DeniseBabe
yeah right as if............ im sure you will leave as quick as you entered

Wel wen I enter u I aint leaving 4 at least 2 seconds coz there mite b 2 much fish there 2 stay any longer, in it blad cool

cool

5 Mar 2005

Quote by DeniseBabe
Im just off out to buy an Ali-G dictonary

I'll gve u 1 4 free if ya suck ma ting beeyatch, an mke it gud bitch biggrin

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OMG............. can i throw up first rolleyes

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If you get anyone of this site ill shave my head......... confused

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Wel u beta get shavin then toots cool

cool

5 Mar 2005

Quote by DeniseBabe
Im just off out to buy an Ali-G dictonary

I'll gve u 1 4 free if ya suck ma ting beeyatch, an mke it gud bitch biggrin

biggrin

5 Mar 2005

Quote by fruity1976
Suppose a pulling machine might be a bit useful for some things!!
just so long as it didnt talk :shock:

Cause i talk me , wot do u tink im gonna do, spit blad confused

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Im BLACK in it gezz cool

cool

An I wear BLACK sunglasses like me m8 'PETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R-memba im ppl, he aint BLACK though, the 10 inch cocked prick mad

mad

5 Mar 2005

Cum on I no im the bollox in bed but ive only ad 327 e-mails in 1 minute, wots appening me peeps, where r all u sexy bitches biggrin

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L8r on blad cool

cool

5 Mar 2005

Wots up me niggers biggrin

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Any of u sweet bitches fancy me, wait I no, u all do so plz form an orderly cue ladies cool

cool

Plz dont send 2 many e-mails as I only ave a 250mb account :shock:
Cum & get me wink

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