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thevillians
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
Bisexual Female, 60
0 miles · England

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well i must be old as i brought myself a pair of slippers for christmas..
i have to admit they are a pair of guiness slippers
and they were very cheap.
all i need know is my pouch of tabacco and my pipe,the rocking chair and an open roaring fire..
oh yes not forgetting the nubile female biggrin:D:D,, if that ever happens then i know im old, and i wont care with the nubile female doing naughty things to me :D:D:D:D:D
Oh well i have just failed th eye test,,
i have just had surgery on my left eye,and i can wait to see the test better..
and knowing my luck when i do have an eye test again .the person doing the eye test isnt gonna be my type of person to fancy.. biggrin:D:D:D:D
A good question: Define a friend?
i do know many people i call friends,but a real friend i can honsetly count on one hand.i have made many a friend from this site and also cyber world as well.
i do have some contact with a few people i knew at school ,as for work there are people there i do call work mates and do sometimes got out for a drink with them, i do have regular contact with cyber friends as well and chat with them on regular basic on line.
but to have someone drop round out of the blue is ok,but not too often is better.
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The next question is - do you stick to one hotel where you know you won't get any problems but eventually Kevin in reception starts winking at you when you arrive, or use a different hotel each time and end up driving 50 miles just to get to one you haven't used already?
I favour the first option as I'm an exhibitionist anyway and don't care what other people think. But as I travel for work I get a choice of a few cities to try the hotels of. Best thing is - work pays for the room biggrin:D:D:D:D:D:D How cool is that?
oh yes it is most excellent, when as said above work pays for you to stop in different hotels and as your partner get to stay in the hotel for free..
well i must agree mobile phones are a pain in the bottom.i can not think why someone can't live without a mobile being next to there ears for 24hrs.
yes mobiles are a good thing when there is a need to get in touch with someone in a hurry or one of the emergancy services.
as some of the replies have said wouldnt it be good to rip the mobile phones of people when you are out enjoying a nice relaxing meal with a loved partner.
so i think it should be best in certain places,that we have mobile free zones,(like they do on virgin trains).so if you are out having a quiet meal ,you will be happy to know ,that a mobile phone wont be going off.
id like to be good at playing the saxafone..
and i would like to improve the way i communicate with other people.
as i do lack the skills to communicate with other peole,,when im out and about ...
My nickname is from the football team i follow..
i came up with the name about 5am after a long crappy nite at work..
and yes i know i spelt it wrong,but at that time in the morning.i didnt really care about the spelling..
until a lovely lady yanked me about the spelling of my nickname,as she aptly pointed out to me that time in the morning is my evening..
so well the spelling mistake was spotted and i could have changed it,i thought stuff it and left it as it is today....
well if you want a good adventure to read,i suggest you get either Andy Mcnab or Chris Ryan.. they are both ex army and have written creditable books.. If you are looking for something out of this world,try Terry Pratchett (disc world is the place he writes about).
I've heard people accused of being timewasters cos they don't agree to meet every Tom, Dick and Harriet who wants to meet. Or who has trouble arranging a meet cos of external priorities. That ISN'T timewasting - it's being selective (perfectly acceptable attitude) or putting 'real' life first.
A timewaster is someone who agrees to meet - lets you book the hotel in a different city, doesn't turn up, text, phone or email and then rings you at 1 am (after you have driven home in a fury) and then rings off as soon as he is interrupted by (I'm guessing here) his wife coming into the room. This happened to my lovely partner in her first year on the site - he missed a wonderful opportunity.
well here i am again..
a few other things
Id like to ban are boy racers..
and also ban junk mail,all the crap that gets posted and you have to throw away..
a massive ban on adverts that claim to be 20% better..
Than what ???
and i like to ban celerbity so called talent shows..
oh yes i would also ban Terry Wogan from doing childern in need (oops sorry mistake there,ban him from television full stop)..
Kids under the age of 15 in Ikea - unless they are TOTALLY under control. Maybe just one day a week could be kid-free?? Just one - pleeeeeese.
Profiles whose sole claim to 'fame' is being well endowed, huge boobs or whatever and NO pics to prove it.
I'm all for the freedom to privacy but in some cases it really should be put up or shut up.
well what am i good at(one minute i will ask the other half) i know names of films and who star in them,and wot other films they have been in. im also told i am a good cook,make good pastry.
i can be a moody im hoping that is changing very slowley.
well that is all for now .if any thing else comes to mind i will add to this message...
the bestest present i had this christmas was a good morning and a smile,kiss and hug of my better half on christmas morning....
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Just a quick question to lorry drivers, what sort of view do you get into cars, i've driven past lorrys on the motorway, whilst my wife has been masturbating in the passanger seat, I try to slow as I pass, are you able to see in the passanger seat and what is the best angle for you

well im glad you are there to aid the lorry drivers on there long drives up and down the country,but as a few people have already said ..you are playing a dangerous game..do you think a lorry crashing is a pretty sight ????
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Flower
In plain english please, why did you feel the need to post this in the first place?
Why should anyone be worried what religion our EX Prime Minister should choose to follow?

very very reasonable question
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oh yes as long as it is a faith where you dont eat babies,i dont think it is fair for people to make comments about thing they know nothing about..

Im getting seriously worried about you!may i ask why your getting worried about me.. have we ever meet .if so please tell me where and when ,so i can recall the moment
Brussels Sprouts should be banned..They are horrible,the only good thing you can do with a sprout is freezing it and lobbing them at the noisy kids in the street..
To be honset with you all,i dont really care if Tony Blair has become a Roman Catholic.
Fair play to him for doing it,in the long run it doesnt have any affect on my life.
and when he was in charge of the country he did have an effect and it wasnt a good one.
so hopefully he will do his own thing and not in the public eye so much.
oh yes as long as it is a faith where you dont eat babies,i dont think it is fair for people to make comments about thing they know nothing about..
very very noice and thank you..great set of boobs
i know a lovely lady with an even better pair.. biggrin :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR DAVE..
and i would like to wish everyone on SH
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
when i hear the word faggot ,i think off a meat ball in gravey with mash spuds and green peas
if im in an old peoples home..i want to be shagging and just as i come i want them yo switch off the machine,so i die with a smile on my face.
Well as for me.i wont be having curry for dinner on christmas day.
well for me christmas dinner wont be liquid ,,there
will be meat and two veg involved,,
roll on the after christmas dinner sleep session
and the kids do all the washing up ...
YEAH RIGHT THAT IS GONNA HAPPEN.....
hey that is my fav ad at the moment ..the ad itself is great and wot a sound to play as well
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had a wild swinging party in the summer........and didnt invite them.... :twisted:
40 odd guests and not one neighbour....
single guy next door knocked at 3 in the morning coz we were keeping him awake....so invited him in gave him a drink n he sat round with his eyes popping out of his head for the rest of the night..... biggrin

You know what to do next time. I'm sure we could introduce ourselves very nicely :D
well i wonder why the neighbour didnt get any sleep at all that we as quiet as church mive (not),
but the neighbour did have a good tome with us all..
and he most def went home with a :D on his face
well i know where i can get some ear derenders for that information it will cost you a small price biggrin..
which i know we can work out a price that we will both be happy with :D ..
im all ears as they say :P
so if you would like those ear defenders?. please let me know and then we can start working out a price..
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if you have loads of dvd's and cd's,do not i repeat do not let foxylady near then..
if you do they will be sorted by colour..

colour is good aphabetical like my dvd,s cd's and videos is a true sign of OCD ...................... boltsounds like true signs of OCD
The question you should ask is it your choice, that she samples a black cock. or her own choice.(by the way have you met fabio)...