I'm looking for other sapiosexual, adventurous people to share some erotic times.

As a 40-something male on this site, I'd have better luck boiling my testicles and rubbing chilli powder on my arsehole. Still, I'm an optimist so I keep going.

I've been losing hair on my head for a while and gaining some on parts of my body that didn't used to have any. It keeps me warm but doesn't help me look any more like an adonis. The same applies for the not-so-tight body parts that once were a lot more muscular. Don't get me wrong, I'm fit but Mr Universe needn't panic. Anyway, I still remember how to shower and wash so I manage to keep the piss smell at bay and own all of my own teeth (less the 4 I had extracted as a kid and the one I lost a few years ago).

I enjoy vanilla sex as much as I enjoy the head-spinning kinky sort that I've dabbled in, from time to time. Other people's sexuality is much more attractive to me than a fake tan or a massive pair of augmented tits. I have a weakness for eyes and a gorgeous arse, regardless of size and colour.

Well done for reading this far. I've bored myself so give yourself a pat on the back for sticking with it (remember, of course, that a pat on the back is a recce for a knife, yeah?)

Thanks.