PLEASE PLEASE!!! Read ALL our profile as it may save you being blocked.

We are Couple near Blackburn or Single Male near Crewe

Spring appears to have brought out the Morons, Single Guys be aware if you contact us direct, you will be BLOCKED......If you genuinely like our profile,  then send us a wink and we will check out yours.  IF it’s more than one line and worth reading, and we like what we read, we will contact you. We are only chatting to people WE contact or those we where already talking to.

We don’t meet many people, preferring to make long term ‘friends’ rather that notches on the bed post, therefore we like to initially chat on line to get to know you, so please no one liners.   Our time is very precious to us, so  finding out about each other on line makes sense, so any potential meet is not a waste of everyone’s time. As it’s normally Tina chatting, it’s her that you will have to make feel comfortable to be in with a chance of moving forward and once she feels comfortable with you, she will ALWAYS ask Ted to chat to any prospective meets beforehand. 

First of all, WE DON’T MEET BI or BI CURIOUS GUYS, each to their own but it’s not our thing.
We are a couple who are best mates with benefit’s (not FB as we hate the term) and WE ALWAYS MEET AS A COUPLE, so please don’t ask Tina to meet alone. We are both married to others, but have been meeting each other for almost 8 years now. We know that this may offend some people but don't be judgmental until you know all the facts.

We CANNOT accommodate, and can only meet MIDWEEK, usually Wednesday or Thursday mornings so we are looking for SOMEONE WHO IS RETIRED OR WORKS FROM HOME , approx. 10mins Max from Ewood Park…..who can accommodate us in their own home (Not a Hotel) . 
As Ted already travels over an hour to meet Tina, we don’t want to spend more of our limited time together travelling further, so, if you live out of this area, there is no point getting in touch. 

Now a little about us:-
Tina is 5ft 4, size 14 with tits to die for.
Having led a sheltered life, Tina was very inexperienced sexually when we first met, but under Teds expert guidance, she is slowly emerging into a sexual butterfly who has discovered she loves sex. As time goes on, she is learning and experimenting more, her moto is, never say never and go with the flow. She loves to pleasure, adores to give and receive oral. She has discovered that she is multi orgasmic, which came as a complete shock to her, as she thought she could only have one !!

Ted is 5'11" and medium build. He is very easy going, got a great sense of humour and loves a laugh. He adores watching Tina enjoy herself and loves to surprise her with new tasks or lessons.
We are both shaved in all the right places, take a pride in our appearance and personal hygiene so we always smell nice and like others to do the same.

Thank you for taking the time to read our profile all the way to the end.
We cannot always respond to messages straight away but please dont think we are ignoring you, one of us will respond as soon as we are free.

As a guy I also meet alone near Crewe

I certainly am not one of those guys who think quantity is everything and much prefer quality, I am genuinely looking for a longterm friend with benefits either a single female or couple, I value a friendship and actually being able to talk and have a laugh apart from the physical side(is that weird being on a site like this?)

So if you are looking for an intelligent guy who can hold a decent conversation as well as enjoy life to the full , look no more just drop me a line.

Love long extended foreplay and think it has become a forgotten art love kissing and sensual play. I have always enjoyed tactile sex and have been learning Tantric massage so if your a lady that enjoys being spoiled then hopefully I can develop my technique with you

If I send a wink I do genuinely like your profile and would love to chat, but after spending hours writing messages to have them ignored it does make sense to see if someone is interested first

PS

I will also reply to all mails even if to say no thanks unlike the vast majority on the site, it really doesnt take much time so why do people not have good manners and just click that box (Sorry rant over but it drives so many people I speak to crazy)