Ingredients: 20% Scoundrel, 30% Gentleman, 25% Genius, 20% Idiot, and 10% " Ingredient X"

I love to be playful with people, with ideas, with situations, with words, and although I'm not a player...... I'll play with you!

I'm .... Smart, silly, secretive, steamy, charming, stupid, playful, sexy, tall, serious, naughty, energetic, intelligent, imaginative, genuine, open, outgoing............. and frequently contradictory.

I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever,

I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive

and from time to time I’m radioactive!

I'm often found wearing my pants on my head, funky shoes on my feet, and leafing through a dictionary to find new adjectives.

I love 70's disco, and can give a woman better advice on shoes than it's considered safe for a red blooded straight guy to do.

But then again I don't moisturise, I don't exfoliate, I've never had a skincare regime ....... and I probably never will.

Tanning like a tangerine really isnt my style, I get my hair cut by a barber not a "stylist", and if my life was so empty that I thought that a gillette razor was the best a man could get.......... I'd slit my wrists with it.

Thats not to say I dont take care of myself and scrub up rather spectacularly from time to time- but the metrosexual does not stop at this station.

I also cook

so you made it this far, now drop me a line or.......

wonder until it drives you mad what might have happened if you had.