hope you don't mind but have pm'd youwould like to come too
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Its me the other half of lizzi
thought i'd pop in and add this if this not what gets in here let me know
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
OK just thought it might make someone smile 
ops:
thought i'd pop in and add this if this not what gets in here let me know
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
OK just thought it might make someone smile
ops: 38f, 39m, are looking for somwhere to go @ something to see
any female/couples (NO single men and no 1 liners pleeese), who would like us to
come and watch or even join them,
Email /pm us with pic,(dont have to be rude), and who knows.
:arrow: 334159
p.s (sorry) don't think mail aady came on previous post ops:
any female/couples (NO single men and no 1 liners pleeese), who would like us to
come and watch or even join them,
Email /pm us with pic,(dont have to be rude), and who knows.
:arrow: 334159
p.s
(sorry) don't think mail aady came on previous post ops: I just saw this on another site, @ thought y not lol
:giggle: A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time." says the boy.
"Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
:giggle: A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time." says the boy.
"Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
Can any genuine m/f couples only please, Help us out with the following.
We are a 38 yr bicurious f, 39m straight, live in surrey/sussex borders, would like to be invited to a meet?
to watch and learn, possibly join in (but only if invited) this would be our first outing/experience,
thanks
lizzie
We are a 38 yr bicurious f, 39m straight, live in surrey/sussex borders, would like to be invited to a meet?
to watch and learn, possibly join in (but only if invited) this would be our first outing/experience,
thanks
lizzie
